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Windsock 

Excessive foreskin more obvious when blown on also when a man is seductively helicoptering.
His cock flapped about like a windsock in a storm
Windsock by Leemondo1 June 16, 2023

Windsock 

When the foreskin is inflated then rapidly deflates, due to a partner flatulating into said foreskin. The release of said flatulence results in the penis turning into a whacky inflatable flailing arm man.
Dude, my girlfriend fucking windsocked me last night, and it whistled as my foreskin deflated.

Windsock 

1. An object that looks like a sock (hence the name) attached to a flagpole, which moves in the direction that the wind is blowing.

2. A pejorative term for a (usually selfish) person whose views and behaviors constantly change based on what is best for their own self-interest at the present moment.
1. The windsock nearly blew off the flagpole because of how windy it was.

2. Marcus is a real windsock. He'll support you until it's not in his best interest to do so; then he's gone.
Windsock by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2025

windsock vagina 

A vagina so loose that the term, throwing a hot dog down a hallway, doesn't do it justice. In fact, the vagina is so loose that normal cycle sports, wind surfing, or any activity which involves motion.... creates a. windsock effect on the vagina.
Lucy's mom went motorcyling and we saw her windsock vagina flapping in the wind.

tattered windsock 

To render one's anus or vagina in a graphical state of distress, as a result of a particularly violent bowel movement or penetrative intercourse.
The description comes from the similar appearance to the ripped edges of a windsock (an item of metrological equipment used to establish wind speed/direction) as used at airports/flying schools, etc., which have become tattered as a result of excessive weather conditions.
"God, that curry last night was awesome - my arse puckered starrusty sheriff's badgechocolate tea towel holder this morning was like a tattered windsock"

"He was hung like a horse; my twat vadgegrowleryeti's welly looked like a tattered windsock afterwards"

Wyoming windsock

The act of blowing a queef on a ball sack.
Last night, Airwrecka queefed on my balls. It's called a Wyoming windsock.