wincing

slang term for woodcutting

ffs, i will be up till 5 this morning wincing.

by tier na nog December 19, 2008

Wince Carter

A nickname given to Vince Carter by Toronto Raptors fans because they hate him so much. Vince didn't try in Toronto and demanded a trade. They got no one in return.

<Dude1> Fuk dat Wince Carter! He's an asshole!
<Dude2> Yeah...
<Dude3> Yeah...
<Dude4> Yeah...
<Dude5> Yeah...
<Dude6> I still like him!
Then he get beat up.

by Chris337 December 3, 2005

Wince Clinch

The involuntary response of ones anus to slam shut when taking an extremely large bowl movement. Although this may be a natural defense mechanism of the anus to prevent ripping, it generally causes severe pain and often bleeding.

Dude, I was hanging a giant loafer at my girlfriends the other day. I was about to blow an O-Ring when a peanut shard scraped my hole, and I did a wince clinch. I was stuck in there bleeding and crying for 20 minutes until I found one of her roommates heavy flow pads...

by Thedude78 September 19, 2013

third-pic wince

1. (n.) An involuntary reflex that occurs when you get the third photo of someone whom you believed was attractive, but looks a lot worse in this one. Everyone has one or two great photos that make them look a lot better than they really are. When this person lets down their guard and sends a more natural photo, the illusion of attractiveness is shattered, and the wince occurs.

I was writing to this hot girl who gave me a glamour shot and a downshirt. Then, she sent me a picture of her sitting on her couch in sweats with the cat. That made me do a third-pic wince and cut off all contact with her.

by perdix June 28, 2012

wince me boi

A dreadhead ass nigga passin out his wack ass bullshit mixtape to the kids during lunch.

Wince me boi

by Fakerhacker May 20, 2016

Flick to the wince

A slang term commonly used around Shoeburyness UK, and thought to have originated from an unknown youtube performer.

Flick to the wince appears to be a synonym for "you only live once" displaying a little bravado and a cavalier attitude

"Guys, I actually cant do it"

"yeah you can, come on, flick to the wince!"

by Flying_nomad June 26, 2024

blather, wince, repeat

Refers to da stressful/humiliating "sudsing" dat da residents of a particular area painfully go through over and over during each and every election year, whereby they hafta sufferingly listen to all of da different candidates' make yackety-yack a blue streak and spew lofty proclamations and promises, only to have most or all of said glistening concessions come crashing down and be forgotten after one of da candidates actually takes office. Or in da case of especially blatant campaign-promise-breaking and/or serious political misbehavior, dat last word could instead be "retreat", as in, running off and hiding somewhere in shame/guilt/fear, either by the elected official himself when he knows dat his citizenry is mad at him, or by da sector of citizens who had voted him in and had enthusiastically touted him during da campaign as being such a great guy who was gonna step in and save da day, only for him to just casually renege on all of dat wonderful clap-trap and "practice business as usual".

Da term "blather, wince, repeat" could also refer to da "financial shampooing" chicanery --- i.e., money-laundering of campaign contributions --- dat "comes out in da wash" during or after da election.

by QuacksO May 7, 2022