A tourist-orientated town in the South of England, with a population of 50,000.
The young people of Salisbury can be divided into three main groups: pikeys, squaddies and the posh kids.
Salisbury's pikeys are the most visible group, usually seen roaming the town in packs. They are indigenous to the Friary and Bemerton Heath, but are known to go to McDonalds and Burger King in order to feed. Other popular points of congregation include Tesco Metro, Poundland and the Library Steps.
The squaddies are usually only visible on Saturday nights, trying to pick up 18-year-old posh girls in Whiterooms and fighting each other and pikeys. The rest of the week they are busy invading Third World nations, shooting people and feeling good about themselves for it.
The posh kids spend most of their time either at one of the town's two grammar schools or at one of the copious private schools. At these institutions they learn how to vote for the Conservative Party as well as the art of banter. In their spare time they drink tea in Starbucks or Nero, or smoke undersized spliffs in the Cathedral Close. At the age of 18 or 19, almost all posh kids emigrate to "classier" (read: preppier) locales such as Oxford, Cambridge and Exeter. The Guild Hall Steps are a meeting point for posh kids with identity crises and lack of direction in life.
The young people of Salisbury can be divided into three main groups: pikeys, squaddies and the posh kids.
Salisbury's pikeys are the most visible group, usually seen roaming the town in packs. They are indigenous to the Friary and Bemerton Heath, but are known to go to McDonalds and Burger King in order to feed. Other popular points of congregation include Tesco Metro, Poundland and the Library Steps.
The squaddies are usually only visible on Saturday nights, trying to pick up 18-year-old posh girls in Whiterooms and fighting each other and pikeys. The rest of the week they are busy invading Third World nations, shooting people and feeling good about themselves for it.
The posh kids spend most of their time either at one of the town's two grammar schools or at one of the copious private schools. At these institutions they learn how to vote for the Conservative Party as well as the art of banter. In their spare time they drink tea in Starbucks or Nero, or smoke undersized spliffs in the Cathedral Close. At the age of 18 or 19, almost all posh kids emigrate to "classier" (read: preppier) locales such as Oxford, Cambridge and Exeter. The Guild Hall Steps are a meeting point for posh kids with identity crises and lack of direction in life.
by academic_rasta February 21, 2011
Get the Salisbury Wiltshire mug.an exclusive grammar school in salisbury, wiltshire which is currently suffering a contagous infestation of brandy melville whores. it is suffering a rife full of slags who shag many private school boys or the notorious bishops wordsworth grammar a partnering school full of white middle class sex offenders. ooh cheeky ;).
maybe here you might find some lesbos in there rare habitat full of those posh twats who ask for a pony for their 13th birthday. with these middle class white girls (dont worry hattie and mathilda we all know you’re a tory ;))
you can meet some proper dope sesh lads there but thats about 20 out of the 1500 that attend that crappy school as the rest are all neeks.
it contains many AMAZING teachers that work there such as the head of pastoral (who tells girls with eating disorders to think of the starving children of africa) and the two convicted pedophiles! (google it yourself u will be amazed ;))
many rooms smell like ass, for some reason the o block smells like rotting bodies like get some febreeze in here. and why does everyone own an eastpak?!
this school is widely hated by chavs and other uneducated scum such as wyvern st edmunds learning campus located in laverstock; the local salisbury comprehensive. the girls that attend this school (aka the walking primark adverts) will often find themselves out of their league trying to pull a bishops boy but failing miserably, sorry but no one can hide that bemerton heath fake tan love😬 (poor plebs).
maybe here you might find some lesbos in there rare habitat full of those posh twats who ask for a pony for their 13th birthday. with these middle class white girls (dont worry hattie and mathilda we all know you’re a tory ;))
you can meet some proper dope sesh lads there but thats about 20 out of the 1500 that attend that crappy school as the rest are all neeks.
it contains many AMAZING teachers that work there such as the head of pastoral (who tells girls with eating disorders to think of the starving children of africa) and the two convicted pedophiles! (google it yourself u will be amazed ;))
many rooms smell like ass, for some reason the o block smells like rotting bodies like get some febreeze in here. and why does everyone own an eastpak?!
this school is widely hated by chavs and other uneducated scum such as wyvern st edmunds learning campus located in laverstock; the local salisbury comprehensive. the girls that attend this school (aka the walking primark adverts) will often find themselves out of their league trying to pull a bishops boy but failing miserably, sorry but no one can hide that bemerton heath fake tan love😬 (poor plebs).
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It is used when a song you like passes on the radio, and also it can be used as a name for your music playlist.
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Get the wilth mug.SalisburyWiltshire is a city in the south west of England and is one of the most dangerous cities in the country. It has been voted the capital of gun crime and street violence in the UK due to local bands like the ‘ Trap Door Nasties’. The band will usually rap about the true life, hardship and the crimes in Salisbury Wiltshire which gave them a fan base of more than 28likes on facebook. The ‘Trap door nasties’ formed after a multitude of stabbings and drive by shootings occurred in Bishops Wordsworth (the local grammar school).
Salisbury is a city with a population of more than 2 million Indians and Polish which results in the city centre it having more curry houses,shit drug dealers and smelly prostitutes per square kilometre (k m-2) in the world. Every summer the population doubles as all Polish take extended holidays in Salisbury and they somehow set up shops like ‘Barvish ,Snip , chick-o-land and Charlies Store’
Salisbury is not just famous for their musical talents, but also their famous for their comedy acts. ‘I met nature’ Started as a ‘Grimecore’ band under the name of bleeding cunt , however they turned to a comedy act which can seen every night at british legion as no one would give them a record deal. Brook Laing is the local Wolverine in the mosh pits, and has a forehead brimming with musical talent. He is currently lead vocalist for the band ‘past is PROLAPSE’ Other bands include bury the betrayer who labels themselves as pop punk and is similar to McFly.
Salisbury is a city with a population of more than 2 million Indians and Polish which results in the city centre it having more curry houses,shit drug dealers and smelly prostitutes per square kilometre (k m-2) in the world. Every summer the population doubles as all Polish take extended holidays in Salisbury and they somehow set up shops like ‘Barvish ,Snip , chick-o-land and Charlies Store’
Salisbury is not just famous for their musical talents, but also their famous for their comedy acts. ‘I met nature’ Started as a ‘Grimecore’ band under the name of bleeding cunt , however they turned to a comedy act which can seen every night at british legion as no one would give them a record deal. Brook Laing is the local Wolverine in the mosh pits, and has a forehead brimming with musical talent. He is currently lead vocalist for the band ‘past is PROLAPSE’ Other bands include bury the betrayer who labels themselves as pop punk and is similar to McFly.
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I would but only Dakota skyline and I met nature are playing tonight:(
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I love salisbury wiltshire
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