William Wallace

BASIC WHITE BOY, CRINGE DANCER, CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH AND CAN BE FUNNY .

Oh ur such a basic William Wallace.

by ririririiririri144163435761253 September 10, 2018

William Wallace

A conniosseur of pornography. He is so much more than a historical figure. He specializes in breast milk with auto-ingestion. Lactation and all milk related activities fall under his umbrella of pornographic interests.

Additionally he is a fan of blumpkins and Alabama hot pockets. He is a master of his craft.

Sir William Wallace loves him some lactating bitches.

by Dr. Dingleberryologist November 20, 2018

William Wallace

The real one: Wears A Kilt. Rolls in the mud with said kilt on. Has a two-handed Claymore sword. Chops off people's legs with said sword. Fought against the warriors of Edward The Longshanks.

The faerytale William Wallace: fights Longshanks to the death, Longshank's blood dripping down Wallace's face while he does a sword dance around his bloody claymore. He then slits open Longshank's wife's chest and removes her guts.

1. William Wallace was the bravest Scotsman to ever exist.

2. William Wallace was the goriest Scotsman to not exist.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter May 23, 2008

william wallace

1. Verb--To completely destroy something and emerge victorious.

2. Verb--To attack braveheartedly.

I'm going to william wallace this shit!

by T-Bizzle R-vizzle August 23, 2008

William Wallace

The most bamf person that ever lived.

Dude, Bobby gave Cindy an angry dragon, what a William Wallace

by krunchyblak October 24, 2010

William Wallace

The William Wallace - a sexual maneuver based on the fact that during the 13th century, they didn't have running water to clean up. A man and a woman engage in anal intercourse at which after a length of time, the man pulls out, rolls the woman over, and inserts his penis into her vagina in order to clean the detritus off of his shaft. Once he feels it is sufficiently clean, he works up to ejaculation, at which point he yells out , "FREEDOM!".

I didn't want to get up and go to the bathroom to clean up, so I William Wallaced her.

by dirtyernie November 10, 2008

William Wallace

William Wallace was weak, he fought for scotish "freedom" but under estimated the fact some new that English rule would be beneficial to scotland, and so they rightfully captured the traitor of the land and he was punished accordingly.
Long live England, Long live St. George

Scotland is now the most unhealthy and uneducated part of the UK, it would have been a better place if william wallace did not rebel against English rule.

by Lord Emperor Hanson September 30, 2008