William Shatner 

A man who played the greatest Starfleet captain ever. Unfortunately now, you can place any the suffix "-bag" at the end of any word and it would describe him.

Hi. I'm William Shatner and I'm here to shamelessly plug all my books down your throat but I used to be really coo.

William Shatner by not william shatner June 26, 2009

William Shatner 

A person who times his use of the restroom when the meal's bill arrives at the table, thereby removing himself from either having to pay or having to orgainize the bill. AKA Bill Shatner, Bill Shatter, Bill Shits

When the check arrived, John pulled the William Shatner and headed off to the bathroom in hopes he wouldn't have to chip in.

William Shatner by RLPrice August 25, 2011

William Shatner 

see: Sell Out

Canadian born celebrity who will do practically anything to make some dough. Formerlay known as Captain Kirk from the Star Trek television series. His wife was a lush who drowned in their swimming pool. Wears a haripiece.

William Shatner is such a sell out. He sold his voice to my cellphone company for a prerecorded voicemail greeting.
www.rogers.com/celebrityvoicemail

William Shatner by Eric Blair March 27, 2005

the william shatner 

during the move known as the mexican pine cone (inserting ice into her vagina while doing the vacuum position) the male will pour hot sauce onto the vagina and consume it.

dang bro did you score with that chick last night, yeah man i hit her with the william shatner, she loved it!

the william shatner by jellyjd May 21, 2010

william shitner 

What opponents of William Shatner call William Shatner.

I can't stand William Shitner in star trek.

william shitner by UpQuark January 30, 2014

william shattner 

the emotion of being shattered, upset, disgruntled, disappointed, angry, pissed off, e.t.c.

that mo-fo was william shattner when he found an adam's apple on the swamp donkey that dragged him home

william shattner by darryharry December 23, 2008