lord willard

Coolest muther father on the planet

OMG look at that dude style, just like a mofo lord willard.

by therapingbaptist July 13, 2018

willarding

The act of putting 15 or more goldfish in one's mouth at a time.

Look at that guy over there he is sure willarding.

Yeah look at him.

by lksajdhfja March 27, 2012

willmarked

When you get screwed over, guaranteed something that never came to fruition, made to look like a fool.

Employee: They promised me my bonus check.
Employee#2: Dude, you've just been willmarked !

by Shauna Williams January 13, 2009

Willard

Someone who is silly, weird and endearing.

You're such a willard.

by NextWorldAngel December 5, 2019

Willars

Simply put he is hot and a god at playing the trumpet

He makes the girls go crazy

Ahhhhh willlaars!!! (Willars)

by Roman & Jesus October 17, 2018

flying willards

A rage enhancing substance, sometimes used for angry masturbation.

If one is taking a course in Anger Management, please, refrain from the use of Flying Willards.

<"You may not use rage enhancing substances, such as caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, crack cocaine, slippy-flippy's, jelly stingers, trick sticks, bing bangs or flying willards. Also, if you are unable to stop masterbating please, do so without the use of any pornographic images depicting quote, unquote 'angry sex.' That having been said, I'm a pretty good guy and I think you'll be pleasantly surprised how much fun we can have together.">
<"Without slippy-flippy's or angry masterbating, I don't see how that's possible.">

by MeBeGreen April 29, 2008

Fred Willard

The act of masturbating. Or, the act of masturbating in a public place. Made famous recently by actor Fred Willard who was arrested for allegedly jerking off in the Tiki porn theater in Los Angeles.

"Dude, after waking up from that wet dream, I was so fired up I had to pull a Fred Willard"

by Axes to Grind July 24, 2012