wilke

One for whom the simple rules of logic and common sense do not apply. One who cannot grasp reality.

If Gary Coleman thinks he can win the California Governor's race, he's a real Wilke.

by Truth Detector September 26, 2003

wilkes

Wild Crazy Ho :-)

by Kate October 1, 2003

Wilke

An individual who has lost touch with reality. An individual in which reasoning does not take affect. A person of obsessive nature. A person in isolation.

Hey man, you're completely 'wilke.' Don't mess with that guy, he's 'wilke-o.' She's worse than freaked-out...she's gone 'wilke.'

by Buster Hymen October 3, 2003

wilk

1) a combination of whiskey and milk
2) awesomeness

Mike mixed whiskey and milk for breakfast and felt like shit afterwards, he drank alot.

by mike August 3, 2004

Wilks

-another word for milking a cow.
-to be evil
-to have an urge to take hydrogen oxide canisters(waterbottles)

Jonny: Hey did you see what that guy is doing to that cow!
Jon: No, what was it?
Jonny: that guy is doing the wilks
Jon: LOLOCAKES NO WAIZ?!

by CaramelPecpec January 29, 2007

wilks

To form a fist and violently thrust it into a the face of one the dealer is in hostility with.

I wilksed Johnny when he took my bicycle.

by The Flying Jesus October 13, 2003

the "Wilke"

while having sex with your partner from behind and pulling your hands away from her hips slowly enough so that she doesn't really notice and then making face goggles with your hands. all the while trying not to laugh or get caught doing it and never telling her you did it

taking one hand off, then the other, then putting them up to your face. make a circle with your thumb and fore finger into a circle, put your middle finger, ring finger and pinkie around your jaw bone and tiwst your arms up to make hand goggles and a mask. all the while trying not to laugh histerically You have then achieved the "Wilke"

by dont get caught! July 4, 2011