Wilfred 

wilfred is a very hot and handsome boy. hes strong and sexy and no one can compare. his IQ is over 9,000! he is a beast at cod. he is nice, cool, swag, and very smart. everyone loves wilfred

dont even say my bf name or ill get you. example: ugly girl: "omg hi wil-" *me getting her bc she said his name. DONT EVER SAY WILFRED HES MINE!!

Wilfred by wilfreds gf July 14, 2021

Wilfred 

The fattest Most rotund cat ever known to man

Person 1: “wow! Look at that cat!”
Person 2: “It’s a total Wilfred!”

Wilfred by Ted Kazoo June 29, 2023

Wilfred 

“That’s so Wilfred” is a sentence you would use whenever you do anything embarrassing, specially in public, specially if it involved sharting and shit and farts.

“OMG guys I just sharted myself in wetherspoons”

“Oh boy, that’s so Wilfred!”

Wilfred by bigdickanto December 8, 2021

Wilfred 

Peace beared

Wilfred is not a Dog

Wilfred by anonymous February 6, 2023

wilfred ho

coolest guy in history

u're cool, so u're a wilfred

wilfred ho by wilfred's the best December 7, 2004

wilfred warfstache 

The alter-ego of Markiplier, and he takes no shit from anyone.

"I'm Wilfred warfstache and I TAKE NO SHIT FROM NO ONE!!!"

wilfred warfstache by Alcain Thomas July 23, 2016

Wilfred Hunt

He's a lad who is liked by all and has loads of mates. he is usually taken by the best looking girl he knows and all the lads envy him for it. All girls are moist from a mile away because he is an absolute slayer. Respected.

Jane: Did you see Wilfred Hunt earlier?
Francesca: Yeah I'm still moist he's so fit

Wilfred Hunt by Ultimateladboy55555 October 1, 2016