Wilfred

wilfred is a very hot and handsome boy. hes strong and sexy and no one can compare. his IQ is over 9,000! he is a beast at cod. he is nice, cool, swag, and very smart. everyone loves wilfred

dont even say my bf name or ill get you. example: ugly girl: "omg hi wil-" *me getting her bc she said his name. DONT EVER SAY WILFRED HES MINE!!

by wilfreds gf July 14, 2021

Wilfred

The fattest Most rotund cat ever known to man

Person 1: “wow! Look at that cat!”
Person 2: “It’s a total Wilfred!”

by Ted Kazoo June 29, 2023

Wilfred

“That’s so Wilfred” is a sentence you would use whenever you do anything embarrassing, specially in public, specially if it involved sharting and shit and farts.

“OMG guys I just sharted myself in wetherspoons”

“Oh boy, that’s so Wilfred!”

by bigdickanto December 8, 2021

Wilfred

Peace beared

Wilfred is not a Dog

by anonymous February 6, 2023

wilfred ho

coolest guy in history

u're cool, so u're a wilfred

by wilfred's the best December 7, 2004

wilfred warfstache

The alter-ego of Markiplier, and he takes no shit from anyone.

"I'm Wilfred warfstache and I TAKE NO SHIT FROM NO ONE!!!"

by Alcain Thomas July 23, 2016

Wilfred Hunt

He's a lad who is liked by all and has loads of mates. he is usually taken by the best looking girl he knows and all the lads envy him for it. All girls are moist from a mile away because he is an absolute slayer. Respected.

Jane: Did you see Wilfred Hunt earlier?
Francesca: Yeah I'm still moist he's so fit

by Ultimateladboy55555 October 1, 2016