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wifal

Of or related to a wife. Variation of wifel.
She chose to be an at home mother whose wifal duties including transporting children to various social activities.
by Gregory V. Richardson February 7, 2004
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wifangry

The state/level of anger associated with not being able to secure a solid wifi or data connection with your cell or other wireless devices that sends the user into a rage fueled fit that makes them want to hurl their cell phone into a large body of water or other destructive means to an end.
I was once driving through a “dead zone” that frustrated me so badly that I wanted to toss my phone out of the window of our moving car…it was indeed a next level of being so wifangry I was entering into an uncontrollable rage!
by Swiss35 June 24, 2022
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Wifart

I'm getting tired of all the wifarts in bed.
by Tyqar October 6, 2010
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Wifail

a term used to express the failure or inefficiency of your wifi connection; pronounced wy-fail
Copyright Derrick from SA, TX
Chris: Hello...
Chris: are you still there?
Chris: Hello...
Derrick: I was disconected again, stupid wifi
Chris: dude, you've got wifail
by ChrisSATX September 6, 2009
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Wifancing

Using ones ipod touch to go on wifi and do all your financing

such as checking bank balances buying movie tickets concert tickets checkin currancy rates, budgeting and so on
wifancing is handy
by Swagggin January 27, 2011
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Wifager

The wife of a celebrity, who is at the same time, his manager.
The woman who manages a man.
The wife of a sucker for love.
A woman who has the pants on in the household.
A woman who dominates the actions of the men.
Conversation between Tasha and Nashalie:

Tasha: So girl, you're the manager of your man?
Nashalie: Girl, he's a sucker. Basically, my bitch, and so, he follows what I do.
I'm the Wifager, F**K him. I got the balls in the house.
Tasha: YOU GO GIRL!
by GalaKtiK July 21, 2010
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wifanizer

Pronounced "wife-a-nizer". A man who is forever friend-zoned with every woman but thinks they all want him.
"You see Jake over there hitting on that girl"

"Yeah he's a wifanizer for real"
"He's got no chance"

"That dude ain't nothing but a wifanizer"
"He'll never hit that"
by PTabb22 December 21, 2017
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