wienertized

When somebody gets traumatized by seeing a giant wiener

Since Cat saw a picture of Andy's wiener, she will forever be wienertized.

by yoyoninja91 September 3, 2010

wagnerized

To become wagnerized, one must be male, and have no money, but always buying things one can't afford anyway. Usually racking up huge amounts of debts, and borrowing money from other people. This person also usually goes through jobs fast, being fired for being either constantly late or gross incompetence. You cannot pay people back for long periods of time, and when you do write a check, it will either bounce or be returned to them. If you go out, your card will be declined often. In any of these social situations, you will make up fantastic stories about why you are broke, or your credit card does not work. They are always obviously false, but the wagnerized one ALWAYS sticks to his story, no matter what!

Secondly, one must develop unhealthy obsessions with various females, and to constantly talk about the current obsession to everyone he knows. In actuality, there is no relationship whatsoever to the victim, she is merely an attractive young girl who is unfortunately being stalked. Usually, when the girl is made aware, she never interacts with the wagnerized individual again, even though he swears up and down that she was a "bitch" or something else that is actually false. It is always the wagnerized ones fault, regardless of what he says.

Also, if you are wagnerized, you will constantly speak poorly of people, but only when they are not around, for in actuality, you are very very afraid of confrontations, and would never say anything disparaging to someones face. You also must deny any wrongdoing should several people get together and realize the behind the back talking that has occurred.

Kid 1: "You ever gonna pay me back or what?"

Kid 2: "What, you think I've been wagnerized or something"

or

Girl: "This guy at the bar has to be wagnerized, he's always here trying to talk to me, and saying how we're friends"

by PLYMOUTHREPRESENT December 24, 2008

Weinerize

The self-destructive use of social media through careless, reckless or inappropriate publishing.

Jim weinerized his career by sending tweets of his junk through his Twitter account.

by yugdrof December 2, 2011

Wienered

Wieners all over the front lawn.

"You just got wienered" if you have standing hotdogs in your front lawn!

by IllinoisMI September 15, 2013

Winerize

Synonymous for brewing or distilling, but only applicable to wine.

The winery tap room was only a tap room, and therefore did not winerize their wines in house.

by YerbaMatesWithCats February 1, 2019

Wienered

The action of putting a hotdog in someone’s pant’s pocket while they are distracted.

“Did you see those left over hotdogs?”
“Yeah, Jim wienered Ron. Look at his left pocket!”

by Gonzolinguist October 8, 2022

Green-Wienered

(Verb) When your boss mandates a task at or near the end of your shift, especially after an already long or strenuous day, not to be confused with voluntary overtime. While the origin is unclear it is widely believed to be derived from the fact that “hot dogs” turn green when left out for too long.

“Nobody wanted to run that last delivery last night so Steve got green-wienered again.”

“Sorry babe, I’m not going to make it for dinner tonight, we had a last second walk in and I got green-wienered!”

by Montgomery23 March 15, 2023