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wienerize

1. (v) a synonym for "copulation" that involves a shlong, meat-stick, crotch-worm or otherwise penis-esque object...also synonymous with "fuck", "pork" and "greasing the blood log"

2. (v) a 23rd century process by which the bratwurst bots of Northern Latvia converted 30,000 hapless peasants into their unwilling thralls.

3. (v) a 24th century slang term for manipulating the uneducated into eating primitive 21st century meat products made from the ground sphincter-gristle of pigs
"Hey baby, why don't you come back to my place and let me wienerize you?"

"Just lemme take off my sullied adult diapers and we can start the process of wienerization, baby!"

"The corpse of Monika Pavils was found in Northern Latvia today, her prefrontal cortex replaced by a log of kielbasa in an apparent attempt at wienerization gone wrong..."
by Dwokoneseus November 27, 2009
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Winercise

The art of drinking wine in a remote location only accessible by method of biking or walking. For example NYC's Central Park or a beach. In some cases, consumption straight from the bottle is required.

Winercise was created when a boyfriend questioned his girlfriend's comfort in carrying two bottles of wine to NYC's Central Park in a tote bag specifically meant to carry two bottles of wine. She responded with "A little winercise never hurt anyone!"
For example: Let's meet after work on Friday at Central Park for some winercise.
by Jactak March 25, 2011
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Wienerade

when you are acting wacky. and crazy.
Wienerade to everyone.
by penguini May 17, 2008
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Wienerginer

A person with half wiener, half giner.
"Allison has a wienerginer."
"Ryan is a wienerginer."
by Russell Jay December 9, 2008
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wienertized

When somebody gets traumatized by seeing a giant wiener
Since Cat saw a picture of Andy's wiener, she will forever be wienertized.
by yoyoninja91 September 3, 2010
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wiggercide

what happens when a wigger or a white dude who acts black goes to prison and gets raped by a nigger
bobby used to be a good kid until he started acting gangsta now bobby is in prison committing wiggercide with a Mandingo up his ass
by superiorbreed June 7, 2018
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weinerhider

1. A person who enjoys being penetrated sexually by a penis.
2. A man who enjoys penetrating others sexually with his penis.
"My boyfriend is a bottom man and such a great weinerhider."
by Arby Weinerhider September 4, 2019
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