Winercise

The art of drinking wine in a remote location only accessible by method of biking or walking. For example NYC's Central Park or a beach. In some cases, consumption straight from the bottle is required.

Winercise was created when a boyfriend questioned his girlfriend's comfort in carrying two bottles of wine to NYC's Central Park in a tote bag specifically meant to carry two bottles of wine. She responded with "A little winercise never hurt anyone!"

For example: Let's meet after work on Friday at Central Park for some winercise.

by Jactak March 25, 2011

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Wifercist

1. Slanderous name one uses when referring to ones wife in a negative manner. Meant to invoke images of said wife appearing as a combination of herself and Reagan from The Exorcist in the throes of demon possession.

2. Can also be used to refer to ones ex-wife.

Friend: So, how have things been Joe?

Joe: Well, the wifercist emptied the bank account again today and then, as if THAT wasn't enough, she stole my dog!

by Ledbetter777 July 8, 2009

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Winercise • weinerwiser • Wienercide • Wifercist • Wifervise • wiixercise • Winerize

wiixercise

Playing Wiisport on the Nintendo Wii system as a form of exercising.

Fred: How was your holiday?
Sam: It was great, I did some wiixercise.

by gadgetfish January 1, 2007

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Wienercide

The cutting of the male genitals; Cutting off Penis

I'm going to commit wienercide to become a female on yuesday nah mean?

by Dean "Gunna" Suckama January 7, 2021

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Wifervise

The need to be supervised by your wife when doing a project around the house especially when you know that whatever you do will not fit her vision.

Wife " when I'm out Can you put up the curtains so that they hang kind of off the floor?"
Husband " I'm going to need to be Wifervised on because it sounds like you have a clear vision of what you want"

by Ronaldr55 June 28, 2015

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