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wienerizer 

The female version of a womanizer. Basically, a woman who makes a bunch of stupid men believe she is in love with them.
Wienerizer, wiener-wienerizer, you're a wienerizer. Oh! Wienerizer. Oh! You're a wienerizer, baby.
wienerizer by Rachel Corinne October 3, 2009

Wienerized 

When you rub your wiener all over something.
Eziquio just wienerized the Line 9 (29oz) cooker!!!
Wienerized by Eziquio C. December 1, 2014

wienerpixels 

Unsolicited pictures of a man's genitals, usually sent as an email attachment. Common occurrences when using dating websites and/or Craigslist.
Karen enjoyed talking to BigTony73 until he emailed her some wienerpixels.
wienerpixels by Dex Dexter January 30, 2008

wienercicle 

a sausage wrapped in sweetened corn batter usually on a stick; a corndog; the preffered spelling of weinercicle
I could really go for a delicious wienercicle when I'm done fellating you.
wienercicle by Throbbing Monster February 11, 2009

wienertizer 

:/ˈwinər-tī-zər/: A prank or joke, usually performed by children in grades 1-5, in which the target's penis, (hence wiener) is grabbed a shaken around in rough, jerking movements. The wienertizer is traditionally performed on the target while he is seated at a lunch table by a single assailant hidden beneath said table. A classic wienertizer typically involves the collusion of multiple "friends" who distract the victim in order to conceal the sudden disappearance of the assailant from the table.

Frequent performance of the wienertizer is a strong indicator of future homosexuality, while excessive wienertization can lead to serious developmental problems requiring years of therapy to unwind.
Dan (To Mike): Hey Dan, look over there! Is that tucan?
Mike: Huh, what?
(As Mike is distracted, Brian creeps under the table)
Mike: AAAARRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
Dan: OOOHhhhh, Brian gave you a wienertizer!
Sweet Windows Phone 7 Series device which makes fun of all the competition.
A Windroid is a Windows Phone 7 Series device such as the Zune Phone.
Windroid by DoubleDutch89 February 15, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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