wide on

The female equivalent to a male hard on. The woman's vagina swells up until it resembles a tazered, twitching piece of liver, and the man can enjoy a snug, responsive ride, much like a European Sports car that looks like the organ of a cow.

In due time, she had achieved a wide on. Fortunately Bert was finished before his ass cheeks collapsed.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

Wide on

A female equivalent to a hard-on. When experiencing intense erotic excitement, a lady's vaginal cavity expands to allow entry of penis/fist/vegetable etc. This causes a 'gap' that needs to be filled: a wide on. It is arguable that gay men can also experience an 'anal wide-on', which of course suggests that certain women could experience a 'double wide-on'.

Ooh that Brad Pitt's a real dish. He really gives me a WIDE ON!

by Matt Hayward March 13, 2003

Wide-on

The distaff term for the male 'hard on.'

(1)Sexual:She really has a wide-on for that guy.
(2)Dislike:She sure has a wide-on for her co workers.

by ron west January 6, 2005

Wide-on

When sexually aroused, a wide-on is the phenomenon of a woman's labia widening in order to accomodate the male hard-on which they so desire.

"Fuck me that guy is sexy. I've got a wide-on like a wind tunnel just thinking about him on top of me!"

by CaptSkubba February 7, 2009

wide-on

a female version of a hard-on.

That guy in accounting is way hot. Everytime he walks by my desk I get a wide-on!

by Chuck Duritsch December 27, 2008

wide-on

when a women gets all sexual she will get a wide-on, its like the female equivelant of a hard on

"jenny hada right wide-on the other night, thought she was guna cream"

by Jenny Adkins May 24, 2006

Wide On

When a female is sexually aroused

Girl 1:Check out that hot guy over there.
Girl 2: Oh yeah he's hot, he totally gives me a wide on.

by Honky Tonk Drea July 7, 2009