1 definition by spaceman8916371

The Man. The Cool Man, The Coochie Man, The Built Different Man, The Annihilator, Doctor Sex, Kanye Yeest, The Cool Dude, The Sex Master, The Jiggy Jiggy Master. Wide goes by many names. Wide is possibly the coolest man on planet, he is also very hot and sexy. He has big pp (no homo but i'd let him fuck me). He also plays roblox, call of duty, and minecraft DAILY making him very cool. He also is a capitalist. Wide is also very swag because he is.
"dude wide is so cool"
"Ikr? Capitalism is so poggers"
"Wide is THE pog champ"
by spaceman8916371 March 22, 2021
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