wicket

Noun: the worst swear. ever.

Your mother is a wicket!

by Insane August 26, 2004

wicket

a slang used by people in Liverpool in the UK, it means mouth

open your wicket

by aboiofashed June 5, 2019

wicket

1. The mis-spelled version of "wicked"
2. A booth where you get a ticket

"It's 'wicked', not 'wicket' you putz. Learn how to spell"

by Robbie July 18, 2004

grass on the wicket

A slang meaning that means that a young girl has pubic hair (hence grass) around her pussy (hence on the wicket).

Therefore the girl is old enough for sex (hence lets play cricket..)

Mate, if there is grass on the wicket, its good enough for cricket.

by ChefsPop May 3, 2004

painting the wickets

The act of shitting oneself while standing up, covering the legs in shit.

Sam went out for dinner but soon found himself painting the wickets after eating a prime rib burger.

by zuzzy foeller January 24, 2015

sticky wicket

A term that aludes to a situation in which a person is in trouble. Comes from cricket where on uncovered wickets after a short rainfall a pitch could dry into a 'sticky' which could make it extremely difficult to play on as the ball would be going anywhere. Not anything to do with sex R.munkey. Where the fuck you from?

Its a bit of a sticky wicket, my girlfriend and my wife just met up at the pregnancy clinic...

by umpirestrikesback April 1, 2005

grassy wicket

1. a wicket is the name of the pitch used in the game of cricket - a grassy wicket is an indication of an interesting day's play.

2. refers to the pubic hair status of a young female.

2. a good opportunity.

"she looked a bit young, but there was grass on the wicket so i went ahead and played cricket."

by noof April 7, 2004