Wi-fi 

sexual intercourse

Girl1: i saw Carrie yesterday with a guy. They went inside the motel.
Girl2: what did they do in a motel?
Girl1: duh??thay had wi-fi.

Wi-fi by Emar cullen December 20, 2012

wi-fi rage 

similar to road rage but the rage ensues when your wi-fi connection keeps dropping out.

her Wi-Fi connection dropped out for the tenth time in a row and she screamed with wi-fi rage.

wi-fi rage by kiwikbh February 23, 2011

Wi Fi bat po

My Wi-Fi is unbreakable. Derived from a Cantonese phrase in Hong Kong kung fu movies known as "wai faai bat po," which literally means "only speed is unbreakable." The Wi-Fi version came to be when Mike Tyson said the phrase it originates from in the wrong tone.

Kyle: Dude, how come that website loaded so fast?
Chris: Wi Fi bat po

Wi Fi bat po by The Real Driller October 30, 2021

Wi-Fi bat po 

My Wi-Fi is powerful

Kyle: How powerful's your Wi-Fi?
Chris: Wi-Fi bat po

Wi-Fi bat po by The Real Driller September 19, 2021

wi-fi dump 

To take your laptop computer with you into the bathroom and surf the internet while taking a dump.

I took the biggest wi-fi dump today while bidding on e-bay.

wi-fi dump by sir w September 1, 2008

wi-fi leech 

A person who, lacking their own wireless internet, connects to a neighbor's wi-fi connection to access the internet.

Rob was known throughout the neighborhood as a wi-fi leech. His neighbors always used cable modems when he was home.

wi-fi leech by fishsicles January 12, 2008

Wi-Fi Gypsy 

A person who travels around using public Wi-Fi in many a cafe, restaurant or wherever the wind may blow. They are known to code your fortune in C# if you cross their palm with bandwidth.

Most wi-fi gypsies are known to use OSX on a MacBook or Windows on a PC laptop. Only the most dedicated wi-fi gypsies use Linux, having downloaded the entire operating system in a public place.

A recent case study detailing the day to day habits of the Wi-Fi Gypsy lifestyle shows that a dirty Father Christmas man upgraded from Ubuntu 7.10 Gutsy Gibbon to Ubuntu 9.10 Karmic Koala using the Linux port of uTorrent whilst sitting in The Pilgrims Progress in Bedford.

During this time, he had ordered the beer and burger meal deal, however expressed mild disappointment to learn that real ales were in fact not part of said deal. This mild disappointment was soon counter balanced upon learning that his download speed was 400kbps. “Ho ho ho”.

Wi-Fi Gypsy by Tomaaato December 10, 2009