To ask someone "why do you suck so hard?" is a sexual pun that refers to oral sex sarcastically, while generally implying that the person just REALLY emphatically sucks.
You never want to party. Why do you suck so hard?
As if to say:
Why you gotta drag your teeth?
Maaaaan, you deeply SUCK.
You haven't been out with us in ages. Why do you suck so hard?
As if to say:
Why you gotta drag your teeth?
Maaaaan, you deeply SUCK.
You haven't been out with us in ages. Why do you suck so hard?
by Linguistic Penguin November 12, 2013

A rhetorical question, asked in an ironic sense, derived from a supposed conservative tendency to view disagreement as unpatriotic. It is chiefly used in two situations: when a non-conservative points out something damning to the orthodoxy, and when a conservative says soemthing that reveals hypocrisy.
"So, then, gay marriage will destroy society, but Abu Ghraib was perfectly okay?" "Why do you hate America so much?"
"I'm all for free enterprise, but when companies start offering domestic-partner benefits, free enterprise has gone too far." "Why do you hate America so much?"
"I'm all for free enterprise, but when companies start offering domestic-partner benefits, free enterprise has gone too far." "Why do you hate America so much?"
by Doctor Whom May 24, 2005

by Ittz_Random June 9, 2018

by Deadlox's gurl March 9, 2014

Well, I wanted to. If you are reading this, why did you do that? If you leak shit, why did you do that?
by i am urban man February 16, 2019

slang term used mostly by young black males and wanksta-ass crackas- used by such notable characters as Will Smith, on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Theo, on The Cosby Show, Eddie Murphy all the time, P-diddy, Snoop Dizzle...etc
by Philip J May 24, 2004

Because u are amazing u are the one thing that people are still alive today for u r the reason i am who i am today
by live as long as u can June 20, 2019
