by mentalmagnate March 23, 2009
Get the whorture mug.A little story about an elephant named Whorton who discovers a speck of fecal matter where a little town named Pooville takes place, home of the poos.
Everyone in the jungle refuses to believe him and wants the pop speck dipped in lava.
The poos are trying to get Whorton to hear them, but nothing can solve it other than uttering a big YOP!
The big creatures finally believe Whorton and Pooville along with its poos are saved.
Everyone in the jungle refuses to believe him and wants the pop speck dipped in lava.
The poos are trying to get Whorton to hear them, but nothing can solve it other than uttering a big YOP!
The big creatures finally believe Whorton and Pooville along with its poos are saved.
Kid: I just read a book about a little town on a speck called Pooville where there are these creatures called poos.
Mom: What is it?
Kid: It’s called Whorton Hears a Poo.
Mom: Ok.
Mom: What is it?
Kid: It’s called Whorton Hears a Poo.
Mom: Ok.
by gregben June 8, 2021
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The digital camera/webcam photo, self portrait you put up on your favorite social networking site, that was designed to make you look sexy/deep/artistic/clever but instead makes you look like a whore (rhymes with portrait)
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by Don Magik Juan July 15, 2009
Get the Whotty mug.Whoryness is a term used to describe people or things related to promiscuousness or prostitutiness. A person with chronic whoryness may enjoy sleeping around and could be an actual whore.
If you think you may be whory, you should ask yourself four questions;
Do I dress like a whore?
Do I have sexual relationships with more than one partner at a time?
How many people have I slept with in the past week?
Do people pay me for sex?
If you answered at lest one of these questions with one of the following answers, you are whory;
1- Yes
2- Yes
3- More than 3
4- Yes
If you think you may be whory, you should ask yourself four questions;
Do I dress like a whore?
Do I have sexual relationships with more than one partner at a time?
How many people have I slept with in the past week?
Do people pay me for sex?
If you answered at lest one of these questions with one of the following answers, you are whory;
1- Yes
2- Yes
3- More than 3
4- Yes
ACT OF WHORYNESS
Man- Excuse me miss, may I participate in a sexual act with you?
Woman- I suppose so, but I'm quite tired since I've participated in six acts of intercourse in the past twenty-four hours.
Man- Holy fuck, you're whory.
Man- Excuse me miss, may I participate in a sexual act with you?
Woman- I suppose so, but I'm quite tired since I've participated in six acts of intercourse in the past twenty-four hours.
Man- Holy fuck, you're whory.
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