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Whorehands

A disease spread from genitals. Gives the uncontrollable urge to touch the genitals of either sex, regardless of hygiene or size.
Can be contracted by infected user touching your genitalia. There is not, and never will be, a cure.
"Oh my gosh, Alison has WHOREHANDS! We better not let her touch us!"
by Chayri January 1, 2010
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Whorenament

A woman who holds a high standing position in a company, not because she possesses the necessary skills or or abilities, but because she blew the CEO.

He keeps her around as an ornament to hang off his dick.
Bro, nobody messes with the whorenament unless you want to get your ass fired.

He's got his whorenament on her knees before the board meeting.
by Thebusinessend June 28, 2014
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whoreange

a whore, who is orange, resulting from too much fake and bake.
damn, that girl is a whoreange.
by whoreange April 9, 2008
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Whoreanus

Derived from the words 'whore' and 'anus', describes something that is especially awful.
"That dress she wore was whoreanus"

"Hey I Heard he's hot"
"No way he is totally whoreanus!"
by LVMH April 23, 2009
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Whoremanism

Whore-ish behavior has become so disgustingly normal in this world (JUST LISTEN TO TODAY’S MUSIC AND LOOK AT SOCIAL MEDIA). It’s gone too far—it might as well be considered it’s own religion! Behold: “WHOREMANISM”: the religious-like practice of being a whore...

*Practices and SYMPTOMS include:
- Demonstrating whore-ish tendencies and thought patterns.
- Sleeping around or expressing the desire to.
- Crippling narcissism and insecurity in regards to relationships (status).
- Consistently dirty-minded (and use of nasty words).
- Dancing, posing, or singing PROVOCATIVELY.
- Wearing provocative clothing, loads of makeup (to the point no one knows what you actually look like), and undergoing EXCESSIVE unnatural enhancements (for others’ liking/attention/approval and not your own).
Jenny: “Hey! Have you seen Virginia’s latest post?”
John: “No... what is it? Is it worse than last week’s bikini picture? I swear those bottoms were actually a thong...”
Jenny: “It’s much worst. This week, she took a selfie on the toilet with a Lillie pop in her mouth... and she’s not wearing pants! It’s so freaking nasty.”
John: “Ew. There’s that Whoremanism.”
Jenny: “Yeah, it’s like the only thing she’s devoted to—never a man.”
John: *Shudders “Try being one of her exes.”
by TCRS* June 17, 2020
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whoreman

a morman who does not abide by the morman rules.
and is a slut/whore.
"dude, shes not a true morman, that girls a straight up whoreman"
by mami1230 March 7, 2009
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whorenado

A woman who crashes into a man's life and totally decimates every area of it by sleeping with everyone but him, chasing off all family & friends, spending every nickel he makes, eventually leaving him in ruins, poor, and probably suicidal.
That whorenado got pregnant on purpose to marry him, then slept with his boss, cleaned out his bank account and left him owing child support.
by jucati May 2, 2006
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