Whittle

The act of being rather unintelligent, while possibly drinking a beer and definitely smoking a marlboro menthol.

(or being a pothead father.)

Whittle SR.--- "Those damn mexicans, smoking reffer in our yard!!!!"

by CMAC044 August 19, 2008

whittle

asian man who gets boners occasionally in a class full of guys

wow, that guy is such a whittle.

by Braswell March 06, 2008

Whittle

to PEE
to PISS
to URINATE
to EXPELL LIQUID

"tiffany took a little whittle"

by victoria whipple October 19, 2003

whittle

to create something that is completely school appropriate

Spanky: Look at my prom shirt...it's full of sex and violence!
Stinker: Oh...I whittled my prom T-shirts.

by Dr. Dean March 30, 2006

Whittle

To be a Whittle is to be the kindest, most thoughtfull, and most brilliant best friend ever. It can also mean you are very racist towards a certain asian person and will soon feel the wrath of said asian person

Asian guy: Did you see that?! Bipolar girl: Mate, you didn't see anything... Asian guy: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!! You pulled a Whittle

by Chinky_95 December 04, 2011

whittle

An extremely gay person who paints their finger nails pink and is in love with Yeager

Joseph Whittle loves Zach Yeager

Yeager told me that Joseph really is "Whittle"

by Sum 1 U dont kno January 14, 2004

whittle

something completely school appropriate.

That's a nice whittle suit you're wearing.

by Nathaniel Merriweather March 31, 2006