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Whitehouse Station, NJ

Located in Readington Township, in Hunterdon County (wealthiest county in the country), New Jersey. Whitehouse Station takes its name from Whitehouse (adjacent neighborhood) and Abraham Van Horn's 18th Century Tavern. This small town is settled comfortably amidst rolling hills and scenic farmland.

This town also kicks ass because of the adorable stone library-slash-train station, nearby Cushetunk Mountain and Round Valley Reservoir, and the fantastic La Casa Bianca, a locally-owned, Italian cuisine, fine dining establishment. The beautiful Rockaway Reformed Church stands proudly at the end of the main street (Route 523), and is worth a quick visit to see its charming stained glass windows.

Nearby shopping includes Bridgewater Commons, in Bridgewater Township, and Liberty Village Outlet Center, in Flemington.
"I took my girlfriend to La Casa Bianca in Whitehouse Station, NJ for dinner on Valentine's Day and she adored it!"

Living in Whitehouse Station, NJ makes you forget about places like Newark and Trenton.
by Rachelala January 22, 2011
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takin a dump, poopin, crappin
DAMN, I'm bout to be takin obama to the whitehouse! where's the crapper!?
by wacky D May 7, 2010
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whitehouse junior high

full of ugly ass bitches who burn your hoodie because you cheated on them with a bed bug bitch and gave them to your sister and don't forget ugly bald bitch mr.pratt always taking up your nic so he can drain that shit ong fuck that school fuck 12 and fuck me
fuck whitehouse junior high mr.pratt took my nic
by daddy pratt November 21, 2021
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The event that occurs when you go to the toilet and drop all the brown huge shit.
Hurry up! I have to drop obama in the whitehouse
by Urban Yolo February 5, 2018
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Whitehouse

A British power electronics (subgenre of industrial music) group, known for controversial lyrics and imagery, which portrayed sadistic sex, rape, misogyny, serial murder, eating disorders, child abuse, neo-nazi fetishism and other forms of violence and abjection.
Pleb: Nine Inch Nails are my favorite industrial band.

Patrician: oh yeah, you know Whitehouse?

Pleb: isn't that where the president of the U.S. lives?

Patrician: no, I mean the power electronics band Whitehouse, now face the feast of powder, and wriggle like a fucking eel!!!
by K-Dogg1 August 2, 2020
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whitehouse highschool

a school in the dumbfuck town of whitehouse where the racists, future wife beaters, etc. go their varsity team sucks ass and is a mainly white school<3
person 1 “ yo did you go to whitehouse highschool? “
person 2 “ yeah the coons there are just terrible “
person 1 “ bro.. you’re white your opinion doesn’t matter. “
by whyamihere68420696969696996 November 21, 2021
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