White Claw

The hot girl drink for a hot girl summer. If it's not white a claw-k, it's never.

Omg Brittany WHO THE FUCK drank the last white claw before I got to pose with it for an insta pic?! I'm gonna fuck ur boyfriend.

by Emmilouuu August 19, 2019

White Claw

4 Loko for people who think it's comparable to 4 Loko

I got whitegirl wasted on White Claw last night!

by Meta Matic July 19, 2019

White Claw

Legendary white claw waves travel in sets of threes across oceans. When their gnarly crests combine, the result is one mondo wave. It’s a thing of epic beauty, but try to rip it and you’ll wipeout for sure.

Man, I keep telling these noobs not to mess with that white claw. They ain't built for that life!

by beastbrohank June 3, 2016

White Claw

A drink commonly consumed by blonde teenage white girls, most of which are single. It's just alcoholic seltzer.

That girl drinking white claw last week is hot af and luckily she's not taken.

by Necrozma Beam October 4, 2020

White Claw

A legendary set of three waves that travel across oceans, with gnarly crests that combine to create a mondo wave to end all waves. It’s a thing of radical beauty, but don’t try surfing it unless you want crisp sea spray to the face.

Dude: Bro! Did you see J Last week?
Bro: Naw, what up doh?
Dude: Bro, he ate it trying to ride that white claw!

by beastbrohank June 3, 2016

White Claw

n. Your cum-covered right hand as you left-hand navigate the internet after you climax and close your porn browser, but are too lazy to move.

Sweating slightly, Scinju shamefully hunched over his faptop with a sticky white claw. He was caught between the desire to continue surfing social media and the knowledge that he needed to move before his legs fell asleep. He wouldn't want his roommate to walk in on him in this truly compromised position, unable to escape due to the pins and needles.

by heaintright October 10, 2019

Will off the white claw

Someone who thinks a girl drink won't fuck them up but then turns out they get lit and into their emotions. Tend to believe what they say is true and dont shut up also.

Don't be a Will off the white claw.

Stop being a Will off the white claw.

There he goes again being a Will off the white claw.

by William Portal September 12, 2020