Omg Brittany WHO THE FUCK drank the last white claw before I got to pose with it for an insta pic?! I'm gonna fuck ur boyfriend.
by Emmilouuu August 20, 2019
by Meta Matic July 19, 2019
Legendary white claw waves travel in sets of threes across oceans. When their gnarly crests combine, the result is one mondo wave. It’s a thing of epic beauty, but try to rip it and you’ll wipeout for sure.
by beastbrohank June 03, 2016
A drink commonly consumed by blonde teenage white girls, most of which are single. It's just alcoholic seltzer.
by Necrozma Beam October 05, 2020
A legendary set of three waves that travel across oceans, with gnarly crests that combine to create a mondo wave to end all waves. It’s a thing of radical beauty, but don’t try surfing it unless you want crisp sea spray to the face.
Dude: Bro! Did you see J Last week?
Bro: Naw, what up doh?
Dude: Bro, he ate it trying to ride that white claw!
Bro: Naw, what up doh?
Dude: Bro, he ate it trying to ride that white claw!
by beastbrohank June 03, 2016
n. Your cum-covered right hand as you left-hand navigate the internet after you climax and close your porn browser, but are too lazy to move.
Sweating slightly, Scinju shamefully hunched over his faptop with a sticky white claw. He was caught between the desire to continue surfing social media and the knowledge that he needed to move before his legs fell asleep. He wouldn't want his roommate to walk in on him in this truly compromised position, unable to escape due to the pins and needles.
by heaintright October 10, 2019
The type of girl (typically in a sorority) to drink half a white claw and have sex with a sorority sister and wake up in the morning and never speak of the night again in fear of rejection.
Dude I think amber fucked tammylin last night at that party. Tammylin told me amber ghosted her after they woke up in bed together. I think they’re white claw lesbians
by Kindergore April 15, 2021