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cold as a witches left tit

Used to describe something that is insanely cold.

Back in the day, witches were believed to be evil, i.e. "cold of heart." A witches left tit (or teat) is close to the heart, therefore a witches left tit is very cold.

Also used to describe an unusually mean or nasty person.
"Stop being cheap and turn up the thermostat, it's colder than a witches left tit in here."

Canadian toilet seats in the wintertime.

"Who doesn't love a basket of puppies dressed up like the cast of Harry Potter?! That person is as cold as a witches left tit."
by allaspiaggia January 16, 2013
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witches' knickers

Windblown plastic shopping bags that have been caught in trees, first used in Ireland.
The trees on Hope Street are always full of witches' knickers. People should be more careful about discarding their shopping bags.

debris litter trash refuse
by Medicine Show August 18, 2016
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Nearly Witches

a song included on Fall Out Boy's mixtape, CitizensFOB Mixtape: Welcome To The New Administration. the artist listed is The Paul Revere Jumpsuit Apparatus, but this is suspected to be a codename for band Panic At The Disco as the vocals are unmistakably lead singer Brendon Urie's. the mixtape was available to download for free off Fall Out Boy's Friends or Enemies website.
person 1:"have you heard Fall Out Boy's mixtape?"

person 2:"yeah, I loved Nearly Witches."
by pollyestherPANIC January 22, 2009
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Witches Tit

Wonder where the expression colder than a witches tit came from? Well wonder no more. This is because a witches tits are so empty and saggy that they hang low and the nipple protrudes from the witches top. This is why you never see a witch in a crop top or boob tube
by Working Class Hero November 30, 2020
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Witches couldron

Describes the way ones lady parts bubble and pop when one attempts the walk to the toilet after a good dousing with jizz
ere Wend' - I tried walking to the bog for a wipe out and clean up after he shagged me last night and me vag was bubbling like a witches couldron.
by Hurrsy74 June 21, 2010
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witches sabbath

A supposed meeting of those who practice witchcraft and other rites.
In Europe during the Burning Times of the Early Modern Period, the mass paranoia of the times fed the belief that witches, at special times of the year, flew to these secret meetings/ festivities held in remote areas, typically in the forest or in the mountains (places like Brocken or Bald Mountain). The popular imagination envisioned a secret society that turned every moral norm of mainstream society on its head.
At the witches sabbath, Satan was supposed to have presided over the congregation and initiated new witches in a face-to-face pact. The Sabbath was imagined to begin with a mockery of Christian rites and "baptism" with new satanic names, building into an orgy of naked dancing, sex with demons (including Satan himself), and gluttonous feasting on the flesh of human infants.
by Lorelili October 29, 2011
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lick a witches tit

hey im too tired to go to the sock hop tonight "hey kris just lick a witches tit bro"
by mmmjellyfish July 12, 2009
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