by arabian nights December 31, 2005
A condition where a man cannot get fully erect or stay fully erect because of alcohol intoxication. What makes Whiskey Dick different from other forms of erectile dysfunction is the extreme desire to keep trying to have sex and penetrate the vagina, even when the woman gets up and puts her clothes back on. The male will still dry hump and beg even when the penis is so limp it is like throwing a cocktail frank in a canyon.
Sara: Why won't you go out with Rob again?
Ella: Because he had Whiskey Dick and kept trying to dry hump me as I was leaving. It was so awkward.
Ella: Because he had Whiskey Dick and kept trying to dry hump me as I was leaving. It was so awkward.
by BombACat July 18, 2010
1 - A gentleman has too much to drink and has trouble getting an erection at the lady's request and instead just falls asleep.
2 - A gentleman drinks some, but not too much. The erection arrives to the lady's delight and lasts much longer than normal. If gentleman doesn't cum during the exchange its ok. Blue Balls don't exist for this situation.
2 - A gentleman drinks some, but not too much. The erection arrives to the lady's delight and lasts much longer than normal. If gentleman doesn't cum during the exchange its ok. Blue Balls don't exist for this situation.
1 - "That whiskey dick just passed out on top of me, what an asshole!"
2 - "That whiskey dick is lasting forever!! What a gentleman."
2 - "That whiskey dick is lasting forever!! What a gentleman."
by leche cristo May 15, 2009
by Anonymous August 15, 2003
guy #1: "So, did you do Shelly last night?"
guy #2: "No. By the time we got home from the party, I had whiskey dick."
guy #1: bummer.
guy #2: "No. By the time we got home from the party, I had whiskey dick."
guy #1: bummer.
by cirrostrat June 07, 2007
Originally this condition was used to describe the extreme shrinkage caused by drinking alcohol, turning even the largest dicks into mere helmets in the bush.
More recent usage of the word has devolved to a more general description of being too drunk to get a hard-on
More recent usage of the word has devolved to a more general description of being too drunk to get a hard-on
"I drank a fifth of Jack and had to piss, but it took me 10 minutes just to find my dick so I wouldn't piss on my balls."
"I'm too drunk to fuck."
"I'm too drunk to fuck."
by Bill Brasky March 02, 2005
A state of erectile dysfunction (synonymous with Whiskey Clit), which is induced by a mass consumption of alcohol, usually forms of whiskey. It exists in three recognizable states, and can often have other degrees of effect depending on the individual.
Stage 1: Delayed Orgasm(s) (with sex/masturbation lasting hours.)
Stage 2: No Orgasm(s).
Stage 3: Erection Not Possible.
Stage 1: Delayed Orgasm(s) (with sex/masturbation lasting hours.)
Stage 2: No Orgasm(s).
Stage 3: Erection Not Possible.
by Spingo July 17, 2012