Whisker Biscuit

A tampon, pink mouse, cotton pony etc....."

The Ol' lady's in the bathroom feedin' the kitty a whisker biscuit, so it looks like I'll be gettin a pickle wash tonight.

by mr.blindman May 23, 2003

Whisker Biscuit

A pile of dog shit that started growing little white hairs.

I just stepped on another whisker biscuit.

by Theguyfrombuttsexhaven. December 25, 2016

Whisker Biscuit

Any Welsh bloke that has a thing for Jammy Dodgers and Doctor Who. A Whisker Biscuit will be your saving grace in a time of moldy biscuits or any such analogy.

"You're my Whisker Biscuit and you'll always be my Whisker Biscuit."

by The Devil's ex January 27, 2018

Whisker Biscuit

The act of one unleashing a meaty fart in their pet's face, causing said pet to relentlessly lick their whiskers in order to savor the flavor.

My cat grey licks his lips when he's about to receive a whisker biscuit, especially on taco night.

by Bobknob69 July 27, 2015

Whisker Biscuit

A cocktail consisting of 50% Jager, 50% Hot 100.

Damn it's cold, pass me that flask of Whisker Biscuit.

by frogCheeseburger June 18, 2015

Whisker biscuit

An old prickly snatch

She tried to sand my face off with her whisker biscuit

by Suka may korncob April 26, 2022

whisker biscuit

see pussy et al

Check out that smokin' milf! I'd like to get a taste of her whisker biscuit...

by crankshaft March 13, 2004