wisconsin pretty

A term used to describe an American woman who in most other states would be considered unattractive, but is beautiful by the standards of men from Wisconsin.

Guy: "what do you think of that chick over there by the keg?"
Friend: "you mean the one with the gut and John Denver haircut?"
Guy: "yeah, that one."
Friend: "Well she looks like Rebel Wilson, so I guess she's Wisconsin Pretty."
Guy: "Go Packers..."

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin March 1, 2018

Wisconsin Claw

A sexual act where the giver wraps there thumb, pinky, pointer, and ring finger around the balls of the receiver and then the giver proceeds to stick their middle finger in the receivers ass.

That hoe gave me that Wisconsin Claw last night.

by Chefondvd March 5, 2019

Wisconsin Butterfly

When a guy packs his semen into his own nose and then sneezes it onto the breasts of his partner.

I saw a guy in the Steak N Shake bathroom giving this chick a Wisconsin Butterfly. It got everywhere.

by viceroy of pickles July 3, 2014

Totally Wisco

Someone who's so Wisconsin it hurts.

Damn, could that chick be any more totally Wisco?

by Punitive D March 15, 2005

Wisconsin Chrome

Duct tape. Named for likelyhood of being used for automobile repairs.

Johnny's car look's like crap ever since he lost his fender in that accident. I've never seen so much Wisconsin chrome in my life.

by chi_tom December 10, 2009

Whitcomb

An Irish name that stands for emotional strength as well as a faithful companion. A Whitcomb will never leave someone behind, and will always be by your side. Whitcomb's can be very hard to read because of their emotional barrier. (Even when it seems they don't care, they're caring.)

"My boyfriend's last name is Whitcomb!"
"Omg no way your gonna be together forever!"
"Idk i was telling him a sad story and he didn't seem to care"
"Nah he's just a Whitcomb he will listen in his own way"

by Brando Appleseed December 31, 2012

Wisconsin Windshield Wiper

to have sex doggystyle and pull out, cum all over the girls back and spread it all over back and forth

i totally wisconsin windshield wipered that chick

by spaulding123123 June 10, 2010