whatsapp

Free messaging app that allows u to send whatever the hell u want to but for free (for a year)

Hey babe
Hey tit pic?
Yh I almost out of battery tho
Send it over WhatsApp
Hooray!

by gracks April 02, 2015

Whatsapp

A thing used for kids that can't afford discord or a life.

If you use Whatsapp you are retarted.

by Real Definitons! June 08, 2020

Whatsapp University

The international institution that many boomers graduated from which they studied the arts of fake news and its distribution within the communication network to their loved ones and others.

"Mum sent another fake news article about onions disinfecting rooms of coronavirus, Whatsapp University back at it again."

by Niggamunch March 25, 2020

Whatsapp stalking

To stalk someone by constantly checking their whatsapp timestamp.

Dude she never replied to my whatsapp . I checked and she was online a few mins ago.

Bro get a life ..stop whatsapp stalking the biatch!

by Cuckoldfob September 12, 2015

Whatsapp Uncle

A person who spreads news or gives opinions without qualification, certification, or proper education. Normally seen on Whatsapp spreading fake news, and not quoting proper sources. They normally think of themself to always be right when they are usually wrong.

A Whatsapp Uncle is a graduate of Whatsapp University.

Khalid: "Did you see this Hadith about the Prophet Uncle Yasir sent me?"
Omair: "Always verify what Uncle Yasir says, he is a Whatsapp Uncle!"
Khalid: " You are right, first he told me Corona Virus was fake, now he is telling me the vaccination is fake. He is such a Whatsapp Uncle."

by Wiseguy0909 July 23, 2021

whatsapp drip

WHATSAPP 😂😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😂🥵🥵🥵

guy1: ª
guy2: WHATSAPP DRIP ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ

by Verdeancho June 02, 2021

whatsapp edging

When you continuously type into a whatsapp conversation then erase what you've written teasing/edging the people in the conversation until you eventually post a response.

Mary kept whatsapp edging me real hard yesterday for like an hour

by martyni March 05, 2018