Whaling Instructor

A master whaler. One who is proficient enough to make their career out of teaching others the art of whaling. The best of the best have the life long ambition of landing Moby Dick.

I can't believe you took advice from Bill Davies. You need a pick up artist dude. Not some fucking whaling instructor

by burr killer October 15, 2010

Urban Whaling

Where one goes around town, chasing fat bitches with a pole, like whale hunting

Dude im fucking bored, lets go urban whaling

by Why yes, yes it is March 1, 2010

Whalen Wax

Only for use with women who have abundant upper lip facial hair. After vigorous fellatio, pull out of the woman's mouth, deposit a "Got Milk?"-style mustache of semen from edge to edge of the mustache, and allow to dry. Once dry, and presumably, while still restraining said mustachioed female from cleaning her face off, violently rip the hair and encrusted love sauce from her upper lip, leaving skin as soft as a baby's bottom.

Waxer: "Dude, chick showed up last night with more facial hair than Tom Selleck. After dinner and drinks, I brought her back to the shag pad and treated her to a Whalen Wax. She says she's never paying salon prices again!"

Buddy: "Nice."

by Bigwhale January 15, 2010

Internet Whaling

v;The Act of seaching, desperately, for women online, usually for pseudo sex or cyber sex. Nerds, Geeks, Fatties, Pedos, and Artia are the usual practitioners of this depraved activity.

"Is that dumbass pedo, Artia, still internet whaling on LS?"
"Yea!MAN THE HARPOONS! His e-girls cometh! D:"

by HighWinder May 4, 2008

Land Whaling

When you fuck a big women on the beach

"I went to the beach yesterday and caught a nigga land whaling."

by DoveSoap January 23, 2015

Whalenut Moment

When you clutch a game but your aim is shit

"That's a whalenut moment"

by Lord UwU February 18, 2022

thirteen whaling

Doing something with someone whose number you got off the beach.

Hey, want to go out for some thirteen whaling tonight?

by mormanman2232 November 8, 2010