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adam whalley 

His is as tiny as Adam Whalley's!
adam whalley by aassdddff November 9, 2010

alfie whalley 

alfie whalley is my sexy mf ass boyfriend:) he’s so cute :) go away girls, he’s mine, he’s vv hot and yeh, he’s isolating atm bc of CORONAAA so i can’t see him till monday,anyways :):)))::):):):):)
alexia: dam alfie whalley is sexy
oscar: yes he is
alfie whalley by yourlocalmf June 17, 2021

kiarra whalley

The absalute dardiest
Kiarra whalley is the absalute dardiest
kiarra whalley by Dardiest October 12, 2022
A coalescence of a whale and a pony which emanated from the word "Whalorse" which is another majestic animal that is a coalescence of a whale and a horse. The Whalney was a newly found species on the month of October 2010.

There are very few existing at the moment, or at least have been seen. At times, it swims due to the fact that it is a marine creature, as well as a mammal. They are equivalent to the platypus, considering the fact that it can breathe on land as well as water. The Whalney's flipper is the only muscle that allows it to move on land, such as a Walrus. The abnormal fact about a Whalney is that it has the capability to fly like a bird. It does not have wings, nor does it levitate. Although, the tail flaps on the Whalney's tail move rapidly in high winds, causing the Whalney to lift from the ground, and rise as high as 20 feet as the limit. When it is frightened, the Whalney squirts a poisonous venom from its spout, paralyzing the predator. They come in various color combinations, but there is no physical difference in Whalneys besides their colors.

Their balance of marine creatures, mammals, and Aves defines what nature truly stands for, and why nature is a beautiful thing; to be cherished and taken care of for all eternity. The Whalney is currently the star of environmental awareness, and it is to be law that a Whalney cannot be hunted.

In other words, Whalney is also the name of a cafe which is located in Millstadt, Illinois.
Person: Whalneys are the best mascots to nature~!

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Person: Wanna head down to the Whalney? Coffee's on me.
Whalney by KiraMasterHana November 27, 2010

walleye vision 

First coined in the movie "Hot Shots!", walleye vision is a condition wherein the afflicted person's eyesight becomes skewed to the perspective of a walleye fish. The condition can only be corrected with a multioptipupiloptomy.
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!
walleye vision by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008

Fez Marie Whatley

Co host of Ron Bennington on the ron and fez show.
Fez is in fact, not gay and he has a fiancee in ontario falls canada thank you very much.
Listen to his fezatorials and his "catty moments with fez."
His catchphrase is probably Rude and rude!
Fez Marie Whatley by FlyEvolution January 6, 2005