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a vag already used by a guys dick.

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frankie: maile has a wet towel!
anna: her towels been wet MANY times!
by fraaaaaaaaaaaanx June 24, 2008
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Wet Towel

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It is not uncommon for a man of great endurance and fortitude to pound SO much putang in one sitting that he simply no longer has the strength to fortify a lasting erection. In this instance, a master of the ancient arts can still utilize his heroic dong in an act known as “the wet towel”. The wet towel, or as some refer to it as the “putang chopper” is the act of swinging your massive man meat in such a fashion that it begins to slap the holiest of orgasms right out of that beat down, worn out snatch that has been begging for a break for the last two hours.
Chad: “bro you were in there for like 4 hours? What happened?”
Josh: “idk something just came over me. At the end I thought I was toasted, couldn’t even get it up, then I started with the Old Wet Towel and I think we might need to get her to a hospital..”
by Hammerhoff June 20, 2020
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A joking reference to two straight males who are spending the night together, as if they were to engage in homosexual love.
Aw, man. Ted slept on Jack's couch last night. They probably had some drinks and had a wet towel fight afterwards.
by Caffeine February 26, 2004
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The process of hanging a wet towel off of the male genitalia; If the test-taker is particularly well-endowed, the towel will hang without touching the floor.
He may be an asshole, but he can pass the wet towel test. He must be worth something.
by Atomic_Barrage May 26, 2010
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smells like a wet towel

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an idiomatic phrase insinuating that the subject has some quality that is not appealing to the senses; not to be construed literally
That bar smells like a wet towel.
by AnubisIbizu February 20, 2020
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wet paper towel

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When you piss on a paper towel and afterwards use it to nut in
I ran out of paper towels and i only had one so i had to pull a wet paper towel
by Nibger May 25, 2017
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