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wet towelling

Wrapping your penis (or penises) in a wet towel and having intercourse with it.
Ah bro have you ever tried wet towelling in the shower before?
by DibblesJr. December 1, 2015
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wet towel

When a man take his wife's vibrator and pumps it in and out of his ass while masturbating with the other hand... synchronously. Like a cartoon character drying himself with a towel.
Mom, I just caught Michael pulling a wet towel with your vibrator in the bathroom!
by picklemonkey June 17, 2006
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Wet Towel

When you have such bad diarrhea brewing that you know its going to sound like you dropped a soaking wet bath towel on a hard surface by holding one corner of the towel highest, then releasing it so that the towel nearly coils as it falls. (Feel free to test this towel drop in your bath tub.)
Hey babe! Pause Game of Thrones, I gotta drop a wet towel.

Honey, when you hot carl me tonight make sure its not a wet towel like last time.
by Burn Son! September 22, 2017
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Wet Towel Fight

A joking reference to two straight males who are spending the night together, as if they were to engage in homosexual love.
Aw, man. Ted slept on Jack's couch last night. They probably had some drinks and had a wet towel fight afterwards.
by Caffeine February 26, 2004
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Wet Towel Test

The process of hanging a wet towel off of the male genitalia; If the test-taker is particularly well-endowed, the towel will hang without touching the floor.
He may be an asshole, but he can pass the wet towel test. He must be worth something.
by Atomic_Barrage May 26, 2010
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wet towel

a vag already used by a guys dick.

see wetting a towel
frankie: maile has a wet towel!
anna: her towels been wet MANY times!
by fraaaaaaaaaaaanx June 24, 2008
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wetting a towel

when a guy sticks his dick in a girls vag.

see: sex
frankie: heh heh thors wetting a towel!
anna: mailes! for like the 9th time!
both: hahahahahaha shes such a slut!
by fraaaaaaaaaaanx June 24, 2008
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