wet blanket

Someone or something that could have utility but chooses not to.

This is from the idea that a blanket could be a wanted item, but is no longer wanted when wet.

Mike is a really fun guy but ever since he started dating Sarah he became a wet blanket.

by the Broadcaster October 15, 2008

wet blanket

that one triplet on My Super Sweet Sixteen they keep referring to

I don't wanna be a wet blanket anymore; that's why I'm dressing like a slut.

by Ashlarr December 31, 2005

wet blanket

A blanket that is wet.

Man, I spilled water all over my blanket. Now I've got a wet blanket!

by meeeboooo September 13, 2010

Wet blanket

Tom stretch. The un-evolved form of "Dity Mop". Someone who is perpetually both greasy and emotionally smothering.

God I fucking hat that guy Tom Stretch. Who? Oh, you must mean Wet Blanket.

by fartboxtonguepunch February 25, 2015

wet blanket

After having sex with a girl, you go into the bathroom and wipe the pussy juice off of your dick with a washcloth. When returning to the bedroom, you throw the washcloth on the girl's face. Thus giving her a wet blanket.

My girlfriend kept complaining how warm the room temperature was, so I shut her up by giving her a wet blanket.

by Jihad Muhammed January 21, 2007

wet blanket

Someone who soaks up cum instead of doing anything fun.

james didnt want to go the movies last night so he was being a wet blanket.

by destroyer_3rd May 16, 2009

wet blanket

a noun used to describe a person, place or thing that is experiencing an overwhelming feeling of discomfort and disappointment.

Joe: "Did you see that Phillies game last night?"
Mary: "Yeah, what a mess! I couldn't believe the weather."
Joe: "I know, so disappointing. The whole city is a wet blanket now."

by roxy23dc October 28, 2008