Wessel 

Geeky nerd xbox fanboy.
Lover of everything IT.

Wessel: I LOVE playing XBOX!

Wessel by Odie85 February 4, 2010

Wessel 

Wessel is a strong man with a terribly large cock. Because of his large penis he gets a lot of respect from other males and females. Some might say a Wessel gets all the chicks at the party.

Nice cock Wessel!

Wessel by Mister cock November 22, 2021

Wessel 

Amazing guy with huge horse cock. Loved by men and women (and everything in between) of al ages. Will fuck your sister and your mom (and dad but that is optional) is believed to be a Demi-god

That guy is a Wessel, so keep your girl away from him

Wessel by Homievos November 22, 2021

Wessel 

Slijmbal

You are a Wessel!
Stfu!

Wessel by Adriaantje September 12, 2018

Wessel 

A guy who is secretive about his private life.

He has obligations. Such a Weasel Wessel!

Wessel by Kolla404 December 3, 2023

Wessel 

(Noun)

1. How a Scottish person says “Vessel,” a Vessel full of the loads of other men.

2. A human male pin cushion for other dudes.

He sure was a Wessel. My buddy Robert was so gay he was a dripping wet Wessel.

Wessel by TruthBombsMcgee April 16, 2024

Wessel'd 

The act of turning around anything someone says and making it an insult and continuing this pattern no matter what anyone says.

Guy: Man I really like that when there's no clouds in the sky. It's just so clear and blue.

Girl: You're face is clear and blue.

Guy: WTF?

Girl: You've been Wessel'd

Wessel'd by J-Milly November 9, 2013