wert

1. A wet fart.
2. Archaic second person singular past of be.
3. Something I randomly typed into Google to see what would come up.

1. "Oh no, I werted!"
2. If thou wert mine, I would be in heaven!
3. "wtf, wert is a word?!"

by old handle August 22, 2014

Wert

A large, useless thing that for some reason has been allowed to become an obstacle for everyone. This can vary from a certain wig-wearing politician to a fat toddler with Cheerios on his face standing in front of the TV.

Adventurer 1:Oh no, a wert guarding the door!
Adventurer 2: Just give it some McDonalds and it might fuck off.

by Marshmallow Steve March 23, 2019

Wert

A sequence of characters created for the storyline in 5432wert's mod. The origin is from around 2010.

Whos your favourite character in that upcoming mod

Has to be one of the werts

by 5432wert November 1, 2020

Wert

you clearly did the remove the first and later letter of your name trend but sorry fucas its old

i removed the first and last letter from qwerty!

by @imtoocoolforyoupeebrains February 20, 2022

Wert

An extremely gay group of boys that love to suck eachother off.

Those guys are so wert

by SkHk January 4, 2023

Wert

Wert; the definition of anyone, anything, anywhere, and anyhow. Word of the universe.

TL;DR, Can be used for some akward situations.

"My grandpa just ate a deer before killing it but then killed it while it was in his stomach."
"Wow dude, this is very Wert."

by utra64 August 18, 2023

wert whirl

The whistle guys give to girls to let them know they are hot.

The whistle sounds like a slide whistle and the sound resembles the word itself.

Bobby gave Lisa a big WERT WHIRL out of the window of his Firebird during his cat call by the High Scool.

by Brownie Johnson September 13, 2008