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"Yes, Fran, I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the Wenus, and I'm not happy!"
by Merlotty September 22, 2005
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wenus

your elbow
often used to to creep people out cuz it sounds really wrong
girl:wanna touch my wenus?
dude:wat?
girl:wanna touch my elbow?
dude:oh i thuoght u said somin else
by emohugs March 30, 2007
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wenus

Wenus - (n), skin residing on, or around one's elbow.
Many sub-genres of wenus exist, such as
Coarse Wenus- Seemingly inhumane, rough and quite unenjoyable wenus. Treatment includes Weenax, a prescribed ointment which helps in the case of the said wenus.
Soggy Wenus- Quite rare, however has been discovered in areas of high rainfall around the tropics, mainly present with people in tribes.
A wenus can also be a form of sexual pleasure/fetish, as it can be pulled and stimulated/rubbed in ways which rival a man's wanking habits. It is also considered a delicacy in some cultures, which is frowned upon by the UN.
"Fuck me, I've never wanted your wenus inside of me so much before!!!"

"Darn you, you have a coarse-arse bitch of a wenus."

"I've never seen anything like it... this wenus is... amazing." *Bites large chunk of steamed wenus off*
by angry piece of shit October 2, 2009
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wenus

a cross between weiner and anus
Bill is a wenus
by Tony November 14, 2003
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wenus

A word used to discribe your awsome level
omg your so wenus!
that toy is so cool its wenus!
Gimmie your lunch money, cuz im wenus.
by Figgelbottom August 20, 2006
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wenus

wenus comes from the term, willy and anus. but mainly used to describe someone with a very small willy.
your such a wenus, grow a wenus, my wenus is sore
by Mike April 13, 2004
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wenus

The proper slang term for a man's genitals.
He thinks he has such a large wenus, but it did not do the job.
by TammyPB August 5, 2008
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