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Wenus - (n), skin residing on, or around one's elbow.
Many sub-genres of wenus exist, such as
Coarse Wenus- Seemingly inhumane, rough and quite unenjoyable wenus. Treatment includes Weenax, a prescribed ointment which helps in the case of the said wenus.
Soggy Wenus- Quite rare, however has been discovered in areas of high rainfall around the tropics, mainly present with people in tribes.
A wenus can also be a form of sexual pleasure/fetish, as it can be pulled and stimulated/rubbed in ways which rival a man's wanking habits. It is also considered a delicacy in some cultures, which is frowned upon by the UN.
"Fuck me, I've never wanted your wenus inside of me so much before!!!"

"Darn you, you have a coarse-arse bitch of a wenus."

"I've never seen anything like it... this wenus is... amazing." *Bites large chunk of steamed wenus off*
wenus by angry piece of shit October 2, 2009
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Wenus 3: shut the fuck up susan.

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Wenus by Scream and fredrick December 21, 2021
a cross between weiner and anus
Bill is a wenus
wenus by Tony November 14, 2003
A word used to discribe your awsome level
omg your so wenus!
that toy is so cool its wenus!
Gimmie your lunch money, cuz im wenus.
wenus by Figgelbottom August 20, 2006
wenus comes from the term, willy and anus. but mainly used to describe someone with a very small willy.
your such a wenus, grow a wenus, my wenus is sore
wenus by Mike April 13, 2004
A holy dude with a bullet-proof golf cart, a sexy face and a fancy hat
Da pope is da bawwwss (wenus)
Wenus by Amelia D November 15, 2012
The proper slang term for a man's genitals.
He thinks he has such a large wenus, but it did not do the job.
wenus by TammyPB August 5, 2008