Weird Monkey Shit

strange happening of any material thing with no explanation of why it happened

The machine started on its own with no one in the cab,thats some weird monkey shit.

by Joe Showbowski October 16, 2009

Weird Random Shit

Used when someone has no idea how to describe a situation, word, etc.
Alternatively, this word can be used to describe something that was abnormal, or random.

"I dunno, that was kinda some weird random shit. I mean, who uses beans as a replacement for earplugs?"

by CoconutSoup January 23, 2022

weird white people shit

nicholas knowles

there was a video of nicholas knowles doing weird white people shit

by Amandaeileen12 April 24, 2019

weirdshitometer

(n) A measure of how peculiar something or someone is.

That guy with the split tongue is offscale on the weirdshitometer!

by Heptune May 15, 2005

weirdshit

1.(adj) Used to describe something that is unusually strange, or peculiar.

2.(noun) Something clearly not normal.

3.(verb) To dispense this sort of weirdness.

1. That was a weirdshit idea.

2. This weirdshit dazes and confuses me.

3. Why do you weirdshit like it ain't no thang?

by Scott and Melorah September 17, 2006

weirdsmith

Weirdsmith : an individual with the ability to create imaginative scenarios that make one think they've stepped into the twilight zone.

After I told the guys I wasn't the Voodoo Pope I was dubbed a weirdsmith.

by Pheadrus December 22, 2015

Weirdship

A relationship that is characterized by weirdness - strange phone calls, bizarre e-mails, weird coincidences...generally a bad experience.

Rob: "Hey Meg, how's your new relationship?"

Meg: "Meh, it's more of a weirdship...and it's sailed."

Rob: "It must have been his Gary Busey posters."

by RobinThailand February 4, 2009