weather

what old people always talk/moan about.

"bloomin' rain, it's so miserable out there"
"it's baking today, can't stand it when it's this hot"

...no-one cares.

weather

by Dr.Nathan Harding October 27, 2010

weathered

adj. Worn, stained, or warped by or as if by exposure to weather; seasoned: a roof of weathered shingles.

Yo mamma's face is real weathered because she's been outside too much

by Rokhsanna December 19, 2005

this weather

These Days. Lately.

"How ya getting on, this weather"... or... " I could do with a girlfriend this weather"

by DaveBigWave November 8, 2017

Weathered

Also Weath. The after effects of alcohol or drugs.

She had a lot to drink last night, she was weathered.

by Weathered, Weath May 23, 2009

Weathered

1. An exclamation, most times uttered by third party members, used when someone had just received a serious insult from another person and chances of returning with a good comeback are slim.

2. Used also when an inanimate object in conjunction with a human makes the human appear stupid and the inanimate object superior.

1. "Dude, you're shirt sucks." "That's not what you're mom thinks." " OUU Weathered!"

2. *Girl bangs into door*
Friends: "Hahahah you just got weathered by the door." or "That door just weathered you."

by AlThePal November 20, 2011

The weather outside is weather

1. The best fucking thing you could ever possibly say in any given situation

2. An amazing quote from Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Steve: Haven't seen you in a while man, how's it going?

Rob: My girlfriend left me yesterday after I lost my job and shortly after that, my dog was hit by a drunk driver. My life is an ever-darkening abyss, I'm so depressed and I just don't know what to do anymore. My life is crumbling around me, I'm a broken man...

Chris: THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS WEATHER!

by slamthevag8 May 10, 2011

Weathered

When you have sex with someone 2-3 times your age.

I really think I need to stop drinking, I got Weathered again last night. The last thing I remember he was showing me pictures of his house and promising me a better life. When I woke up I had a gray haired old man in my bed.

by Rnrdozer February 8, 2017