weapons grade stupidity 

Tech-support slang for customer intelligence that is so low it poses a severe hazard to those who come in contact with it. Some times abbreviated as WGS.

Did you hear about that user on the second floor who managed to force an Ethernet cable into a laptop's USB port? Fried the computer and it had to be replaced. I don't care who you are... that's some weapons grade stupidity right there.

weapons grade stupidity by Rbp-7-(Ooz) July 17, 2017

weapons of mass destruction

a general term used to describe nonexistant items. Similiar to the unicorn, Tooth Fairy, Loch Ness Monster or contents of Al Capone's vault.

Iraq has many weapons of mass destruction.

weapons of mass destruction by Colin Bowel September 29, 2003

weapons grade retard 

The level of being so mentally retarded , that it is actually dangerous if left unattended or in the wrong hands.

Bob was trying to fix the copy machine when Wendy relized he was a " Weapons grade retard " due to the fact he was using a dead fish to hammer the side of it.

weapons grade retard by DDT4U October 14, 2012

weapons of mass distraction 

A well-endowed woman's breasts, especially when showing cleavage, that is used to distract males from their day-to-day tasks.

"Whoa man, look at those fine WMDs!"
.. 5 minutes later ...
"So what exactly did I come here to do?"

weapons of mass distraction by wackomenace August 28, 2004

Weapons Grade Bullshit

A patently absurd or ridiculous statement. Especially when made by a person in power or with enough status that he should know better.

Tony Blair: "Saddam has the capability to strike at UK troops in Cyprus with just 45 minutes warning".

Jim: "Man that limey fuck is talking some prime weapons grade bullshit"

G.W. Bush: "Iraq is a threat, they have weapons of mass destruction".

Aisling: "The only thing weapons grade is the bullshit that dude talks"

Weapons Grade Bullshit by Takashi Kimiwada October 9, 2006

weapons of mass deception 

Large protruding breasts which are used by women to get their way

I tried to be strong then she flashed me her weapons of mass deception

weapons of mass deception by Barny July 9, 2003

Weapons Grade Autism 

Someone whose autism is so advanced they can locate cockwombles using astronomy.
(Capture the Flag season 3 Shia Le'bouf)

"Wow those dudes that found Le'bouf in the hidden cabin .......Man ! That's weapons Grade Autism ! "
"

Weapons Grade Autism by Chiron December 8, 2017