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Wattle Up

What cute, attractive, funny, smart, goofball angel ladies say to tall lanky mustached dinguses.
Keep your wattle up, kid
by TurdBurgerJohnson August 9, 2020
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pussy wattle

when you've been so sexually active the skin around the snatch has become loose, much like a turkey's neck.
Dear lord, someone must have stuck an eggbeater in that thing...that pussy wattle is ginormous. gobble gobble.
by _evan December 7, 2006
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watties can

A cheap and stingy form of food found in a can that can be purchased from your local grocery store for about twenty-five cents. Usually eaten by people who are less fortunate aka the 'stingy' or 'poor' people of this world. Can also be used as a funny insult...
Jake#: "I hate you. You are such a loser!"

Keith#: "Yeah whatever man, you're so poor that you eat Watties cans for dinner each night!"

Jake#: "Ouch.."
by smartdevil69 January 10, 2009
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wattle downs

If you want to find a quiet, boring place full of old people. Forget a retirement home or a cruise ship. Wattle downs is one!. Old people driving 5kms, Soccer mums, Those middle ages white dads that you see at the zoo and rainbows end. Snotrag spoilt kids that scream. Then Wattle Downs is the place for you. This little paradise is often victim of horis from Rewa stealing cars and walking around with their pitbulls to compensate for their chodes.

Guy: Yo bro, ever been to wattle downs?

Guy 2: Yo eah g. Stole us a mean bike there aye. Hearty score.

Guy: Bro did u get those mushies from the roundabout on carnoustie?
Guy 2: Safe as cuz. munched on them before I went to Wiremu's house.
by xX Feminist Xx November 23, 2016
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Alaskan wattlegobbler

When you finish the alaskan mudslide and eat the shit off the midgets chest
Cant think of an example :) alaskan wattlegobbler
by CoonCluxClan March 18, 2019
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Turkey Wattle

It is a vagina thats been used and abused. Origin is the North American Turkey , under it's beak is its wattle and it hangs down and flip-flops around when it walks. This is precisely what happens to a womans labia majora after being excessively stretched on numerous occasions after intense and frequent prior sexual encounters. Whether or not the Turkey Wattle is a desirable trait; is in the eyes of the beholder but in most circumstances it is not viewed favorably.
Example set in a dialogue:
Friend 1 : " How was hooking up with that girl the other night ?"
Friend 2 : " That girl was hot but her Turkey Wattle was like down to her knees"
by Lott Scevy December 20, 2007
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Wattle

Can you pass me my wattle, please?
by Manduquito October 7, 2020
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