One-Eyed Watchdog

Someone who presents as concerned about an issue (antisemitism, free speech, death threats, political violence, lack of scientific rigor in some study, etc.) but only speaks up when political opponents commit the transgression, while guilty allies are ignored or defended.

Synonym - Hypocrite

Karen was outraged when Kavanaugh was accused but turned into a One-Eyed Watchdog when Biden and Cuomo were accused.

by LiberalKaren March 1, 2021

YT Watchdog

YT Watchdog is a guy on YouTube, who wears a dog mask, and a blue janitor's suit.
He says how he feels about all the haters and lamers on YouTube, and things going on in the world.
He is fucking HILARIOUS!
He talks really slow, then speeds it up, so his voice is high pitched..
He's amazing, and I love him :)

"You need to pack your bags, and get the FUCK OFF OF YOUTUBE!!!!!!!!" YT Watchdog

by snaggletooth27luvsbobagonosh27 August 9, 2008

Two Pound Watchdog

A Yorkshire, Chihuahua, Pomeranian or other fur laden rodent with a HUGE mouth and constant bark.

A two pound watchdog wouldn't even make a decent sized sandwich.

by Pootdaggy September 7, 2017

Hypixel Watchdog

an anticheat that bans legit players but ignores macroers

Player 1 : Dude how did you get banned?

Player 2 : Because Hypixel Watchdog is trash

by Skwidify April 19, 2022

Hairy lady watchdog

Usually a quirky twitter woman/furry that doesn't like it when men make fun of some other quirky twitter woman's/furry's unibrow and overgrown armpit hair they show off on Tik Tok/Twitter to defeat the patriarchy.

Normal human being: I'm really not into hairy girls but you keep up being pressed about it.
HLW: Well she don't want you either!
Normal human being: Whatever you say, hairy lady watchdog.

by kaidrilled December 5, 2022

Watchdogs

The game that completely stole the show at E3.

It is about a badass super hacker that has access to everyone's personal information and uses it to fuck up some serious shit.

In a nutshell possibly the best game that is going come out in 2012.

BREAKING NEWS: Because of the awesomeness that is watchdogs, everyone that has seen the trailer has exploded with happiness.

by Yazzoo26 December 13, 2012

WatchDogReport

Watchdog is a bad anticheat on da biggest server on minecraft (hypixel)

You see someone hacking you Watchdogreport him

by Gangstercacao May 5, 2018