Washington

A kickass state that has beautiful mountain ranges, open-minded people, and has some of the most lenient drug laws in the entire US.

(South Dakota)
Person#1: "Did you hear Andrew just moved to Washington. Lucky bastard."
Person#2: "Damn right he's lucky. I can't even have an ounce of marijuana without the fucking police busting through my front door."
Person#1: "Yeah, I wish I lived in Washington."
Person#2: "Me too."

by Dubiks December 9, 2018

washington

he'll kick you apart, he'll kick apart!

that washington, he had a pocket full of horses, fucked the shit out of bears, threw a knife into heaven and could kill with a stare.

dude i heard that mutherfucker had like thirty goddam dicks

by fragglerocker February 5, 2008

Washington

When one goes to the bathroom to solely wash their hands (for example when entering a restaurant before the meal comes out), but then realizing while in the bathroom and washing their hands that they have to go pee/urinate. Thus, one then has to wash their hands a second time after peeing/urinating.

"Man, I just pulled a Washington when I went to go wash my hands before the food came out. I hate when that happens."

by Hasenfeffer December 9, 2012

Washington

The nickname for a one-dollar bill in the US.

One Washington for a can of coke is way too much.

by JiPe December 28, 2005

washington

Verb: The act of ejaculating onto a female's face and then slapping a one dollar bill onto the semen.

"Hey Nate Dogg, i heard you washingtoned that skeez last night."

by DTB Entertainment October 22, 2007

Washington

Slang term for marijuana derived from the fact that the first president of America had over 143 acres devoted to growing cannabis. Typically very high quality.

"do you have any washington?"
" sure do, how much do you want?"

by Geppeto October 16, 2009

Washington

Washington - the so called "hip" way of asking someone to Direct Connect (DC) with you on AIM.

Word is derived from the city name Washington, D.C..

Sean: I gotta show you this hott pic of my new girlfriend.
Ian: Washington brah.

by Sean M.. September 8, 2008