wankilosopher

a twat who misuses urban dictionary by giving genuine definitions of real words. It is annoying and shouldn't be done!

Jessica: Why do so many people put long definitons about words that can be found in a normal dictionary on urban dictionary?

Leah: Because they are wankilosophers

Jessica: -_-

by poo-car July 19, 2012

Wankploos

Idiotic one plus fanboys who think one plus is the greatest company on earth, and also supports them regardless of whatever they do.

Mkbhd is a wankploos fan.
Lew (from unbox therapy) is a wankploos fan.

by Boredom Police January 5, 2020

wackulous

The state of being wack; Stupid or not funny

wack

"Did you hear the one about the rabbi?"

"Shut up fool, you got all your wackulous material off old cereal boxes!"

by Jay Watson May 4, 2004

dankulous

Something that is dank and at the same time fabulous

"wow that meme was dankulous"

by An Ayy lmao October 9, 2016

Wankxious

An anxious wank to relive wanksiety...

"Last night I was so anxious I had to have a wank people said I was so wankxious"

by Uncle Garbanzo June 26, 2023

Wangulus

An object that is especially long and floppy.

Pronounced wang-gew-luus

Pool noodles are very wangulus.

Insert predictable dick joke

by Crack Sparrow March 19, 2025