Wanksteve

To constantly be one-upped.

Raymar: "Dude yesterday my girlfriend gave me a blumpkin!"

Dez: "Oh yea? My girlfriend gave me a reverse blumpkin and then she made me a grilled cheese."

Sasha: " Raymar you are always getting Wanksteved."

by judges beatbox May 15, 2009

Wankster

A phoney gangster.

Dude, you are such a wankster!

by zipKill February 19, 2009

wankster

gagnster wannabe.

that's not how you spell my name samuELLE! man, you're such a wankster!

by Anonymous March 31, 2003

Jankstore

Jankstore - from the root word 'janky' & similar in spirit and context to a 'creepstore'. A person that personifies bad qualities. The master of janky. A person or place where only the poorest or worst things are distributed.

If you thought Jerry O'Connell was a janky motherfucker, you should meet his brother. That guy is an epic jankstore.

by Sheryl Crow's cancer November 16, 2010

wankwhore

Wankwhore is an insult that comes under a general definition.
1. A more feminine version of wanker but can be used to describe both sexes.
2. Someone of loose inclinations and a bit of an idiot as well.
3. Could also describe a person who engages in twisted sexual activities.

What a wankwhore that man over there is! Get a life mate.

by gorenroll July 1, 2006

Wankster

A wannabe gangster, usually 12 years old.

That kid is the biggest wankster.

by Zei33 February 27, 2012

Wanksturbate

Concatenating the words 'wank' and 'masturbate' to form an extreme version of intense masturbation.

'The instant I saw her naked I had to nip to the loo and wanksturbate myself silly.'

by Kodanshi Helcarver September 26, 2011