wanklette

Diminutive for wanker.

William King (aka kingwilly) is a wanker, but as I refrain from using such harsh words, I describe him as a wanklette as he stole my word "wanklette" and is touting it as his own creation on Urban Dictionary.

by Jet Gorgon March 29, 2008

Wanklette

the feminine verion of the noun wanker.
Fist known usage of the word by Jet Gordon sometime in 2007, but this is subject to verification.

See that girl over there, she is a right wanklette

by Propogator October 4, 2008

wanklette

Something like a pearl necklace, but in this case the cum is sprayed around the lady's ankle.

'Marjorie! Your wanklette is dripping all over the lino.'

by slimboyfat January 20, 2009

wanklette

A wanklette is a small annoying version of a wanker. Not actually big enough or annoying enough to be a full version wanker, wanklette is the next best insult.

That annoying welsh fellow in that Irish bar is such a wanklette.

by william king March 27, 2008

Wonkette

A Washington, DC-based liberal weblog or blog that focuses on politics, current events, and DC-area issues. The blog is characterized by humor, cynicism, and an overriding sarcastic tone that sets it apart from other blogs.

Wonkette bills itself as "the DC gossip" who focuses on "politics for people with dirty minds." It is edited by Alex Pareene.

Topics often include: George W. Bush, the Bush twins, Dick Cheney, Katherine "Kitty" Harris, Iraq, conservatives, Republicans, and of course, Late Night Shots.

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by maryjanie November 30, 2006

wanklette

The femimine version of the term 'wanker' as applied to an annoying intellectually challenged female who persists in repeating what has already been defined.

' She is such a wanklette she doesn't give up easily'.

by Momo8 October 3, 2008

wonkette

The bestest blogger in the whole world!

Wonkette is awesome!

by Juice September 24, 2004