Wankerchief

After a wank culminating in ejaculation, a male may choose to use a wankerchief to mop up any mess, mainly that of semen.

"Do you have a spare wankerchief?"
"Sure, it's a little crusty but you can use it"

"Shit, what do I do now?"
"You need to get yourself a wankerchief"

by The Tom Fantastic December 17, 2006

wankerific

adj.

describes one who is characteristic of a wanker.

*also used as slang to describe someone who is being a moron.

some porn stars are just totally wankerific.

geez, why does cory have to be so wankerific?!

by pantelones quesos July 2, 2004

Wankerchief

A handkerchief carried around with the express purpose of mopping up semen of impromptu masturbation. Can also be shortened to wanky (hanky).

Mum: You should get a handkerchief for your suits breast pocket, you'd look very dapper.
Son: No mum, people would think I'm a chronic masturbator and call it a wankerchief.

by hotblack desiato April 15, 2014

Wankercheif

A fabric that is used as an area to deposit semen after a masturbation.

Ben Hennesey: "I haven't washed my wankercheif in weeks!"

by KonyGun April 23, 2016

Wankercheif

A fabric or unused item of clothing that is used as the deposit location for semen after a masturbation.

Bob: I haven't washed my Wankercheif in weeks!

by KonyGun April 24, 2016

Wankerchief

British: A handkerchief (or other item) used to clean up your spunk after wanking off.

American: A handkerchief (or other item) used to clean up your Load after jacking off.

A-Aron used my Wankerchief to wipe his face off when I finished.

by Wankerchief November 6, 2017

wankerchief

Any piece of fabric used to clean up your man mess after a session with the lingere section of the Kays catalogue.

"Ah man, that's rank. I just went into your room to get a CD and stood on your wankerchief!"

by Monkey Handler June 23, 2005