After a wank culminating in ejaculation, a male may choose to use a wankerchief to mop up any mess, mainly that of semen.
"Do you have a spare wankerchief?"
"Sure, it's a little crusty but you can use it"
"Shit, what do I do now?"
"You need to get yourself a wankerchief"
"Sure, it's a little crusty but you can use it"
"Shit, what do I do now?"
"You need to get yourself a wankerchief"
by The Tom Fantastic December 17, 2006
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describes one who is characteristic of a wanker.
*also used as slang to describe someone who is being a moron.
describes one who is characteristic of a wanker.
*also used as slang to describe someone who is being a moron.
by pantelones quesos July 2, 2004
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A handkerchief carried around with the express purpose of mopping up semen of impromptu masturbation. Can also be shortened to wanky (hanky).
Mum: You should get a handkerchief for your suits breast pocket, you'd look very dapper.
Son: No mum, people would think I'm a chronic masturbator and call it a wankerchief.
Son: No mum, people would think I'm a chronic masturbator and call it a wankerchief.
by hotblack desiato April 15, 2014
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Get the Wankercheif mug.A fabric or unused item of clothing that is used as the deposit location for semen after a masturbation.
by KonyGun April 24, 2016
Get the Wankercheif mug.British: A handkerchief (or other item) used to clean up your spunk after wanking off.
American: A handkerchief (or other item) used to clean up your Load after jacking off.
American: A handkerchief (or other item) used to clean up your Load after jacking off.
by Wankerchief November 6, 2017
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by Monkey Handler June 23, 2005
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