Wanker's Wrist

Strain of the wrist from jerking it too much, also characterized by excessive muscle growth on one wrist.

"Johnny was hospitalized with wanker's wrist."

by Starnub July 27, 2016

Wanker's Cramp

The Most Deadly of British Diseases

Marik- Somebody call an ambulance! This limey needs urgent medical assistance! Apparently he has Wanker's Cramp.
Joey- Oh no! Bakura, speak to me!
Bakura- Wanker's Cramp: The Most Deadly of British Diseases.

by J-T-G March 21, 2009

wanker's tan

Pasty complexion sported by young men who spend far too much time alone in the bedroom with the curtains pulled shut.

'I've just got grand theft auto san andreas for christmas, so i'll be spending the next few months working on my wanker's tan.'

by Chuckle Mother May 13, 2005

Wanker's Arm

1) When the muscle of one arm is pumped up due to too much masturbation.
2) When one arm is aching because of too much masturbation.
3) When one arm is aching due to the repeated performance of a task such as sanding down a piece of wood.

Joe: I am a chronic masturbator. I suffer from Wanker's Arm.

by he_who_pwns_j00 October 18, 2006

Wanker's remorse

The slight feeling of guilt a man feels immediately after masturbation, brought about by a possible sense of shame, regret, hollowness inside about the absence of a girlfriend, or all of the above. This come-down is normally felt by a man who realises that his onanistic practices are merely filling the void in his life that should be occupied by a girlfriend and this feeling is nature's way of telling him that evenings alone in front of the TV sat flicking between late-night Bongo channels is not the answer.

I was bored again last night so I choked the chicken, which was ineveitably followed by Wanker's Remorse

by Patrick Antonis August 22, 2006

Wanker's Dozen

Used to describe the phenomenon of achieving 13 wanks in a day.

Common with self-employed geeks and students.

Comparible to the finite number of times you can fold a piece of paper, the wanker's dozen is rarely beaten.

Derived from bakers dozen, except the bread rolls are spooge-filled tissues

Typical conversation:

M: "My bell end is red-raw."

J: "Why's that?"

M: "Wanker's Dozen"

J: "I am Not suprised"

by Lamb McDan May 11, 2009

Wanker’s Cramp

Wanker’s Cramp is a wrist cramp commonly recived after masturbating for long periods of time.

Example:
Billy recived wanker’s cramp during his attempt of the 60-minute masturbation challenge

by Bekfas December 18, 2018