Wankage

When a girl is hot enough to wank over. She is wankage.

I know, she is total wankage. It's insane.

by PhilllyCat August 23, 2010

Wankateer

Usually reserved for marketing professionals that come up with ridiculous claims loosely based on science, or more specifically make the science fit the claim by any means possible.

Loot at the marketing wank on this, the wankateers have been busy with this one.

by RCB78 June 9, 2020

wankage

leftover dried up semen from masturbation

Timmy's room was covered in wankage

by Big Frank the Tank March 8, 2016

guitar wankage

Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.

I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.

by Zach Amsden December 9, 2008

Wankabear

A toy which is commonly bought buy adults for their children who are usually between the ages of 4-10. The bear comes fully equipped with functional anatomically correct masturbating abilities which sole purpose is to discharge the child's sperm via rapid movement of the penis with an up and down gripping motion. It is used to bring children with mental disabilities to a euphoric state of mind.

''John the boys are acting up again, give them the Wankabear''

by Wankabear October 23, 2014

WAKAKESHEN

It means what the fuck in gibberish language

WAKAKESHEN why did you do that

by XDGAMAMMMER July 5, 2021

wankage

to wank hard very hard very very hard like a leetmaster wanker , to wank in the metaphorical sense is bad it means you suck

supreme wankage was had last night

by NICK WHO DOES NOT LIKE MARTIN October 21, 2003