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A variation of the traditional shocker, it is the act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger) with at least TWO of the following conditions met:

-The hand involved in the act MUST be tattooed with a skeletal design
-You're over the age of 45
-You're grossly obese
-You're a juggalo grandparent
-You've never actually performed a traditional shocker.

The name comes from the fact that if performed on you, it truly would be a spooky and horrifying situation as the person involved would be a dumpy human garbage fire.
"Kelly, that guy definitely wants to give you the Spooky Walton. He keeps posting on facebook about how you're the girl he loves!"

"Hey, hey Kelly. You mad at me? Come on! i wasn't REALLY going to give you the Spooky Walton, I'm a gentleman, I'd never put these fingers in those places."

"Shane talks about the Spooky Walton, he even has a tattoo of the shocker, but when I asked him about it, all he would do is mumble nervously about pink and stink."
by CHINGCHONGDOOKDOOK November 26, 2014
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A man who created the world's evilest corporation, Wal-Mart!
Sam Walton created a monster, one who loves to eat small businesses within a mile's reach!
by Keussie December 28, 2005
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Sam-Walton

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Verb:

1. When someone refuses to pay you for a service or job you have performed.
2. When someone tries not to pay you money that is owed to you.
1. My boss totally sam-waltoned me last night. He tried to clock me out before I left work.
2. Hey man you said if I helped you move you would give me ten bucks, don't sam-walton me.
by megabryce August 21, 2011
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the greatest man in the world, he created a wonderful place we call wal-mart
i love wal-mart so much, i would have sex with sam walton
by big kyle July 17, 2006
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Short Walton

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One sews one's enemy's trousers shut at the knees, and subsequently fills them with mayonnaise (in some regions maypo, ovaltine, demiglace sauce, gravy, or hollandaise sauce can be substituted for mayonnaise). Then the enemy is encouraged to put them on.
Damn those rapscallions! They've given me a short walton! It's squishy!
by Monstrosity Ahoys April 10, 2011
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having sweaty sex in a vat of wanton soup with your bitch.
during hot wanton sex I threw my balls in her ass.
by shetlin September 24, 2006
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wanton smash

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The act of taking a wanton and smashing it in a girls face after giving a facial
Bro i totally wanton smashed that girl last night.
by WANTON SMASHHHHH January 26, 2018
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