A variation of the traditional shocker, it is the act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger) with at least TWO of the following conditions met:
-The hand involved in the act MUST be tattooed with a skeletal design
-You're over the age of 45
-You're grossly obese
-You're a juggalo grandparent
-You've never actually performed a traditional shocker.
The name comes from the fact that if performed on you, it truly would be a spooky and horrifying situation as the person involved would be a dumpy human garbage fire.
-The hand involved in the act MUST be tattooed with a skeletal design
-You're over the age of 45
-You're grossly obese
-You're a juggalo grandparent
-You've never actually performed a traditional shocker.
The name comes from the fact that if performed on you, it truly would be a spooky and horrifying situation as the person involved would be a dumpy human garbage fire.
"Kelly, that guy definitely wants to give you the Spooky Walton. He keeps posting on facebook about how you're the girl he loves!"
"Hey, hey Kelly. You mad at me? Come on! i wasn't REALLY going to give you the Spooky Walton, I'm a gentleman, I'd never put these fingers in those places."
"Shane talks about the Spooky Walton, he even has a tattoo of the shocker, but when I asked him about it, all he would do is mumble nervously about pink and stink."
"Hey, hey Kelly. You mad at me? Come on! i wasn't REALLY going to give you the Spooky Walton, I'm a gentleman, I'd never put these fingers in those places."
"Shane talks about the Spooky Walton, he even has a tattoo of the shocker, but when I asked him about it, all he would do is mumble nervously about pink and stink."
by CHINGCHONGDOOKDOOK November 26, 2014
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1. When someone refuses to pay you for a service or job you have performed.
2. When someone tries not to pay you money that is owed to you.
1. When someone refuses to pay you for a service or job you have performed.
2. When someone tries not to pay you money that is owed to you.
1. My boss totally sam-waltoned me last night. He tried to clock me out before I left work.
2. Hey man you said if I helped you move you would give me ten bucks, don't sam-walton me.
2. Hey man you said if I helped you move you would give me ten bucks, don't sam-walton me.
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