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walmartian

Sloth-like dumbshit that can be found 'grazing' at any Walmart at any time. Usually morbidly obese with a gaggle of hoosierlings. They walk as slow as they can right in front of you and won't let you pass especially when you know exactly what you want and exactly where it is.
God damn, I hate all these fucking Walmartians! Don't they have something better to do with themselves besides commenting on all this stupid cheap bullshit? Make a decision you sorry excuse for a consumer!
by Travis Hackney February 20, 2009
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WalMartian

people prone to purchasing poor quality, useless goods because they are cheap. Can also describe slow moving, dull cashiers and customer service representatives that know nothing of customer service
-people don't buy quality stuff anymore, we've turned into a society of Walmartians!

-she grew impatient as the walmartian slowly and casually scanned the items while talking to the next cashier about cheerleading practise....with 10 people in line.
by marcianna October 24, 2006
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Walmartian

People that spend most of their time in Walmart. Found especially at late hours.
Went shopping but all the walmartians had the lanes clogged and service desk overloaded.
by Black_Dolphin October 27, 2023
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walmartians

the type of people that shop at walmart
I had no choice but to go to Walmart. Walmartians were everywhere!
by razzle berry May 9, 2020
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Walmartian

Strange people in Walmart stores every where. Some appear odd in behavior, dress oddly and appear to be from a galaxy unknown and they hang out in Walmart stores.
I'm ordering online because those Walmartians are becoming hostile and scare me.
by NC SUGAR March 15, 2024
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