Walking the Plank

A form of pirate dance. Often accompanied with rum.

1. Grasp your hands behind your back.

2. Step forward

3. With each step, thrust your "pirate treasure" forward.

Bonus points: Make pirate noises

In an effort to get some booty, he moved to the dance floor and started walking the plank.

by Rum Cherry April 28, 2011

walk the plank

when double-teaming a lady (a classy one at that), using a plank helps to minimize touching of balls between the male participants. because of course, we all know that balls touching would be the wierd part of a situation like that.

jesse: man, i would really like to make her walk the plank after the hockey game tonight

by doogie82 April 19, 2006

Walk the Plank

What I had my boss Rich do 2 years ago.

Richey; Please, no don't make me walk the plank.

Saints; Yes, you have to it's time to pay the penalty.

"still whimpering"

Saints; stop your whimpering, and start walking now.

Saints got mad and threw him off the plank into Lake Michigan.

Saints says to herself "homey sure do know how to swim."

by Saints January 17, 2004

walk plank

1. To smoke a blunt or get fucked up

1.
-Yo lemme walk dat plank
-Naaat eeeev, too many heads

2.
-We should walk plank tonight
-Fugg dat, I needa recover from last nite

by The G00ds May 18, 2008

argh walk the plank you scallywag yo-ho let's go sail the seven seas

pirate

"argh walk the plank you scallywag yo-ho let's go sail the seven seas you varmint"

by mm 9 September 22, 2025

Walk the Plank

To commit suicide, as in the case of a pirate choosing to eject themself from a ship

Jake: Just found out the girl I love is a lesbian. I might just walk the plank
Luke: My soulmate is only 12 years old... maybe I should join you

by anonymous August 3, 2023

Walk the Plank

Pirate speak for fucking a lady with a peg leg

I made that wench walk the plank last night

by Al1z3s1n54n1ty November 22, 2017